Comps kids can shut up

[Pickleskier_]

No your not special. Take you goggle straps off your helmet you goober. Get skis longer than 34 millimeters, I don’t care if your boyfriend told you that the big ones hurt. Grow a set. I don’t give a dick if you can hit a 900. Be a man and hit your wife. Your magnus 90s aren’t cool. Your surface skis aren’t cool. Suck on your mango air and ascend to Jesus.

 

[KungKalmar]

ok

 

[Lip_on]

I never been more offended, as a comp kid. I run my poachers and don’t hit 900s I hit switch rodeo 540s. I ski 184s. This is fake news.

 

[BIIIGZ]

this post probably seemed a lot funnier in your head

 

[PussyFinder]

I remember my first beer

 

[Pickleskier_]

this post probably seemed a lot funnier in your head

I can’t form a coherent thought

 

[Pickleskier_]

I never been more offended, as a comp kid. I run my poachers and don’t hit 900s I hit switch rodeo 540s. I ski 184s. This is fake news.

You sound like you sleep with socks on

 

[-Dan]

Dumb post.

 

[Pickleskier_]

Dumb post.

At this point I’m just a living shit post

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

“Shut the up man, I’m not freakkking 9 im 12 okay. Listen to me” -OP after a comp kid told him to actually try

**This post was edited on Oct 10th 2023 at 11:50:02am

 

[rudager]

Who hurt you?

 

[Pickleskier_]

“Shut the up man, I’m not freakkking 9 im 12 okay. Listen to me” -OP after a comp kid told him to actually try

**This post was edited on Oct 10th 2023 at 11:50:02am

I had two options: A post on newschoolers or B stick my dick in a fire anthill. Turns out both options brought me to the same conclusion

 

[steez_apprentice]

I never been more offended, as a comp kid. I run my poachers and don’t hit 900s I hit switch rodeo 540s. I ski 184s. This is fake news.

Karma isn’t gonna go positive homie.

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

I had two options: A post on newschoolers or B stick my dick in a fire anthill. Turns out both options brought me to the same conclusion

PSGWSP

welcome to the shitshow

 

[Lucky_julian]

No your not special. Take you goggle straps off your helmet you goober. Get skis longer than 34 millimeters, I don’t care if your boyfriend told you that the big ones hurt. Grow a set. I don’t give a dick if you can hit a 900. Be a man and hit your wife. Your magnus 90s aren’t cool. Your surface skis aren’t cool. Suck on your mango air and ascend to Jesus.

What group of skiers r u not hating on? Racers?

 

[Lip_on]

You sound like you sleep with socks on

I do

 

[bennwithtwons]

I remember my first beer

why don't you let us put nipple on that for you?

 

[Lip_on]

Karma isn’t gonna go positive homie.

At this point I have accepted the reality. my villain arc begins

 

[Pickleskier_]

What group of skiers r u not hating on? Racers?

Racists

 

[tinkytwinky]

I never been more offended, as a comp kid. I run my poachers and don’t hit 900s I hit switch rodeo 540s. I ski 184s. This is fake news.

caught a body here

 

[PussyFinder]

why don't you let us put nipple on that for you?

Idk what that means brodie

 

[bennwithtwons]

Idk what that means brodie

haha. whenever i hear that, i think of beerfest, so i was just keeping the quotefest going

**This post was edited on Oct 10th 2023 at 2:28:03pm

 

[PussyFinder]

haha. whenever i hear that, i think of beerfest, so i was just keeping the quotefest going

**This post was edited on Oct 10th 2023 at 2:28:03pm

Ahh I see you, I like it my g

 

[dwt802]

What group of skiers r u not hating on? Racers?

homie attacked an aspect from basically all parts of skiing...

these wanna be controversial thread attempts are running out of brain cells

 

[Woody.]

At this point I have accepted the reality. my villain arc begins

Corny ass. “My villain arc begins” ?? No one cares

 

[Christian_Bale]

what about when they stop doing comps and start filming street?

 

[noseb0nk]

When I think comp kids I don't think of Magnus 90s

I think OP may be demented

 

[Lip_on]

Corny ass. “My villain arc begins” ?? No one cares

Shut the fuck up you probably ski blends like a pussy

 

[skierman]

I never been more offended, as a comp kid.

NO ONE FUCKING CARES WHAT SOME SPOILED, WHITE BITCH THINKS.

#hamasorbust #Isrealshit #MalcolminthemiddleEast

 

[skierman_jack]

pickleskier is out of cigs

 

[Lip_on]

NO ONE FUCKING CARES WHAT SOME SPOILED, WHITE BITCH THINKS.

#hamasorbust #Isrealshit #MalcolminthemiddleEast

My opinion does matter #BLM

 

[b0ss]

Room temp iq take + ? + kinda sad + no rizz + cope + weekend warrior detected + opinion rejected

 

[switchlip2]

No you’re not special. Take you goggle straps off your helmet you goober. Get skis longer than 34 millimeters, I don’t care if your boyfriend told you that the big ones hurt. Grow a set. I don’t give a dick if you can hit a 900. Be a man and hit your wife. Your magnus 90s aren’t cool. Your surface skis aren’t cool. Suck on your mango air and ascend to Jesus.

You are like one of the richest people I’ve met on my entire life ???

 

[quintcork]

NO ONE FUCKING CARES WHAT SOME SPOILED, WHITE BITCH THINKS.

#hamasorbust #Isrealshit #MalcolminthemiddleEast

No need for all caps buddy