College... game on

Im actually second year @ college and in three weeks i'll be responsable for introducing the freshmen to our fraternity and guide them around college...im really looking forward to it ! :D
 
ill be a sophomore at UVM... cause i just chilled the first year i should be a junior but my parents just copped me this crib for the next 2 semesters... soo stoked 6th floor, lake view, lobby and concierge /claim
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fuck dorms
 
Truth.

And dont try stealing the car of the cop that made you go to the hospital. They apparently frown upon that.
 
you're gonna hafta keep it simple as most places dont allow microwaves and you arent gonna wanna walk to the public one usually. Get one of those little shit electric pots to cook your raman noodles and soup, and if you can id recommend getting a little george forman grill for some hot sandwiches, chicken nuggets, and most importantly, reheats of stolen caffeteria food. You'll quickly learn it is better to spend money on beer, weed, and ritalin/aderall (for test crams and all night paper writing), so feast in the student caf as much as possible and steal easy to make stuff from there as well
 
Except for the fact that you and your parents are paying obsene amounts of money for you to get a good education. Don't fuck up and drink every night, then start falling behind in grades. You can party, but be responsible, and always put your school work first. Also if you have any ideas for graduate schools, you'll need very good grades for that. If not, I'm sure you'll want to get a good job out of college, and if you want to do so, then you'll also need very good grades. Don't be an idiot, college is one of the best opportunities of your life, so don't fuck it up.
 
Oh I know. I just was kind of putting grades in with the whole learning experience. Either way I think my point got across well-don't be an idiot and drink every night, and do drugs all the time. Focus on academics, and do that stuff for fun in your free time.
 
don't cross the road carrying a case of beer. Make sure the car letting you cross the street is not a cop car. Cops don't like it to much and steal your dam beer/ give you an underage.
 
for madison: 1.)pretty sure that Sellery is the "main party dorm"2.)get a moped if your budget allows it 2.5) ^^ Wear a helmet ( you don't want to end up like nagy) You aren't a true badger if you don't have a moped.
3.) Have fun.
 
Same! I'm excited but kinda nervous. I hope I am the first one there so I get the good bed/dresser/closet haha.
 
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