Close encounters with the pigs

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Whats the craziest tickets you have gotten out of/ thing you had to do to avoid getting ticketed or arrested?
 


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Piggggggggggggggs! my friend used to own one, the are pretty cool when they are little
 
I went to a farm once and we touched them through the fence. One of the boys jumped the fence. Pretty crazy trick...
 
One time me and my friend were rolling a joint at a picnic table in a park. A cop walked up from behind, walked around the table, stared us both down and was like "Is that weed?" To which I promptly replied "No Officer, this is kush" He had a good laugh and took away the .5 ish on the table without searching us or ticketing us
 
By the way who the fuck actually calls cops pigs in all seriousness? like if you see cops coming do you actually say "oh shit nigga, its the pigs!" ?
 
Hahahha it's the fuzz! I was pulled over smoking a blunt in my car. Put it out and he walked up and asked why I was speeding (barely like 5 over) an I said I was late for work an apologized. He was either nose deaf, lazy or didn't give a shit because he had to have smelt it. Literally put it out while he's behind me with the blues on. whatever I'll take it.
 
One time I was driving around my neighborhood reposting in my car, and a cop drove by and smelled my repost. So he tried to pull me over but I pulled out my repost and reposted his repost
 
I was having an aggressive, sweat 'close encounter' with this one sexy pig, unbeknownst to the farmer (we like it dangerous) when a police officer noticed my f-150 with cool lights on the roof rocking up on two wheels. I frantically pulled my pants up, the pig hid under my 8xl hoodie, then the officer was all like 'I'M IN' and the pig made us all blt's
 
I had a encounter with piglets at the fair yesterday... they were so cute... I cared more about them, than most people and was quite happy when the owner said they werent being raised for processing.
 
I got more drunk than I've ever been the other night, not claiming or anything at all,it actually really fucking sucked. But the girls I was with said I was in a full sprint running with cos behind me chasing at one point. Don't remember a thing--that was two nights ago
 
one of the close encounters I've had that really sticks out was in my early 20's. it was about 9:30 p.m. and I had 30 lbs of oregano in the trunk on the way to drop in storage. cop passes me as i'm pulling in to my storage park. i see him go by, but don't pay it too much attention since he didn't turn around or follow me in to the lot, etc. so I continue in to my garage and unload (out of sight from anyone) and grab a few things from the unit real quick and bail. in and out.

the second i pull out from the storage park, he lights me up and pulls me over for a license plate light being out. (which was bullshit, btw.) get grilled as to what i was doing. just grabbing some clothes from my storage unit. get grilled as to which one was mine. obviously lie my nuts off. was respectful, and had my game face on, which is pretty damn good, so he never actually searched me, but he was looking for any reason he could find. Vehicle and my person were both completely clean, but it was still too close for comfort.

had my timing been any different, it could have ended very poorly for me.
 
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I was masturbating in public when a cop came up. He was gonna arrest me until he saw my 12 inch dick so he sucked me off instead. Good times, good times
 
fuck, tell me bout it. i dont even like rolling with anything period. had a high tech hidden compartment, but still wont beat a good dog or a determined good ol boy out to save the world from evil people like myself. unfortunately theres no one else i trust with that kind of thing. lot to get beat for. so unfortunately till u get pablo status, sometimes ya gotta do a lil dirty work yourself.
 
sorry...mobile, but less risk means less return. gotta stick your neck out just a hair if you wanna be anything other than a street hustler.
 
my cousins used to have these fucking huge pigs when i was like 10 and they chased me through a corn field, it was scary shit.
 
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