heres an idea...
first kill her, push her down some stairs, shoot her in the face, then stomp on her carcass with ski boots. then make a small box out of wood, nails and a hammer, make sure there are adults around you don't want to hurt yourself. now you make a lid, but on the bottom side of the lid you write 'homecoming?' on it. Carefully put her lifeless body inside the homemade box and gently place the lid on the top nailing it down tightly to keep nasty pests out. Now bring the creative idea to somewhere in a wooded area where no one will see. Dig a hole, i recommend 4x5 and about 6 feet deep. Place the box in the hole and put the dirt back on top of it and your all set. She'll absolutely love it. it's to die for. and if she doesnt show up... fuckin skank.