Church Jokes

Mr.Luke

Mr.Luke

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At my church, my priest always makes these funny church related jokes. Do your priests do this? And if they do, what are they?
Here was todays:
A man and his nagging wife went on a trip to Jerusalém. She died on the trip. At the morge, the man there said, "You have two options. You can have her burried here, in this beautiful land for $150, or have her shipped back home for $5000." The man thought about it and said, "I'll have her shipped back home"The morge worker was surpirsed, and asked why he didn't have her burried here for a mere $150. The man said, "2000 years ago, a man died here. 3 days later, he was raised from the dead. I can't take that chance."
Happy Easter NS
 
Oh... sorry for the double post but...

Whats the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne doesn't come on your face until you are 12.
 
Why did the priest work at a school for the deaf? So no one could hear them scream. Oh religion, happy crucifixion week everyone ;)
 
Why did the priest work at a school for the deaf? So no one could hear them scream. Oh religion, happy crucifixion week everyone ;)
 
A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" The religous man replies, " no I have faith in God, he will grant me a miracle."

Later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again. He responds that he has faith in god and god will give him a miracle. With the water at about chest high, another boat comes to rescue him, but he turns down the offer again cause "God will grant him a miracle."

With the water at chin high, a helicopter throws down a ladder and they tell him to get in, mumbling with the water in his mouth, he again turns down the request for help for the faith of God. He arrives at the gates of heaven with broken faith and says to Peter, I thought God would grand me a miracle and I have been let down." St. Peter chuckles and responds, "I don't know what you're complaining about, we sent you three boats and a helicopter."
 
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