Christmas present for the girlfriend

mark.p

mark.p

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Well, I have a girlfriend and I am at a complete loss at what to get her christmas. What do you think would be a good idea for a present. Keep in mind that i have a limited budget, try to keep it under $75. Also, try to keep it clean... no sex toys or anything like that

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if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....

 
my brothers rich ass bought his g/f a $2500 engagement ring

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....
 
lol... wow... i'm not quite at that level... try again

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if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....

 
a dildo, maybe a vibrator or some anal beads

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....
 
im sorry, i just had to do it

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....
 
grateful dead golden road box set. i'm sure you could find it for under $75 if you tried hard enough. try ebay.

-teddy

WWTJSD?
 
$2500 is cheap for an engagement ring, if you ask me. $6000 would be a lot. And wait until you see what she spends on her wedding dress... and she's only going to wear that ONCE. At least she never takes off her rings.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
until the divorce, and she may still kee pit on even then

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
broads dig tiffany jewelery

(tom)

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my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
 
jewelry is overrated and a waste at souch a young age...be creative, girls love that too! I have made a movie before; the response was pretty intense...haha

(I also made shirts, paper flowers for every single day we've been together and shit like that)

i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
 
does anyone else find it odd that he doesn't want something dirty, but his icon is 'Ride Fat Chicks'

If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

(Red Green)
 
- Mp3 player (get one with an armband so they can use it to workout)

- Gift card to a spa so she can get a manacure, pedicure, massage or facial

- Her favorite chick flics. I bought 'When a man loves a woman', 'sleepless in seatle' and 'Father of the bride' for my girl recently. Just check and see what she likes

- Take her to a comedy show, musical, play.

 
take her shopping, thats not bad, plus you get to spend even more time with her. this also is good for you because then the next time that buying her a gift comes up, you already will know what to get her. i think that sonds like a good idea, and i just thought of it off of the top of my head, im good.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
Thats seems like a pretty good idea...Im at a loss what to get my girlfriend for christmas too and it was just her birthday a little while ago so im at a loss. For her birthday i got her a nice necklace and a picture frame and i put picture of us in it and then closed it back up and next time we went to the mall i got her some matching earrings. I thought i did pretty well haha.

 
Also. . .

Last year i gave subs for xmass. I installed them while she was at work and she freaked out when she came out and started up her car and it went boom boom boom.

 
cd's/vinyl/whatever something musical.

books are good

spend it on dinner or doing some else fun like going skiing somewhere

diamonds

candy

-Lauren

I dropped out of high school to ski.
 
apparantely synthetic diamonds are dirt cheap. just something i heard somewhere, no clue if it's true or not.

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- Ian

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
jewelry is kinda stereotypical, i would make something, that is so cool. like if you can knit, knit her a scarf or hat, or if your really ambitious a sweater. if your artistic draw/paint a nice picture of something shes into. what ever it is make it personal

~Ashley

*NWFT*

Got snow??

 
i design jewelry. message me on what kind of piece you're looking to have done and i'll give you a price estimate, but i can definately do pretty good stuff under $75

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'yeah line stuff blows, i got a pair of the new pollards and once i took the wrapper off they spontaneously combusted' - schlonginator
 
My GF is obsessed with this FOM stuff at brookstone and they have heart pillow with it that I think i'll get her. She's fuckking obsessed.

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
make her something.

'Hahha, I like the humpie guy! He's funny. I forget his name again even though he told me. But I know he has a humping icon and is funny like pizza.' -SDot

 
a silver tiffany's bracelet

*Laura*

my mom has like 15 prada bags........ ATLANTASKI

i've seen alotta real good bitches go down
 
^^dude, give me 3 days and some decent sterling, and i could make a tiffany bracelet.

not saying i'd want to do it, though. those links are bitches to bend and finish.

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'yeah line stuff blows, i got a pair of the new pollards and once i took the wrapper off they spontaneously combusted' - schlonginator
 
get her some nice underwear. girls like that and you have something from it too. but i recommend to give her a gift card so she can choose.

 
FOM pillows are honestly..... heaven. Last year when they first came out I bought like 5 for 40$ each and now they are like 10$.

-Lauren

I dropped out of high school to ski.
 
break up with her before then after say you made a big mistake and get back, then you can mack in on christmas vacation and don't have to fork over a present

 
umm buy her somehthiing cheap and pracitical

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
get her mittens and a dildo, if she doesn't like the mittens she can go fuck herself.

.at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.
 
mittens are always good

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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

 
^ that only works if she likes plays...

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
i'm makin mine dinner, playin her a song on my guitar, giving her a book, and then the rest of the night is spent with rough sex... seems to work quite well

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
i don't even want to think about this yet.

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Are we clear or do we have to take this e-outside?

--Crystal-needs-a-park
 
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