christmas dinner... high

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i_am_retarded

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oh god. i'm so high right now and i have to have a big family/family friends turkey dinner to go to! shiieeeett.. i'm screwed! it sucks cause you can't even reap the benefits of being high (ie- eating tons and tons of food) cause then they'll know!!!! :|

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
on of my friends parents went out of town for thanksgiving and left him and his bro at home so they made dinner and then got super baked to eat it haha that sucks bro go take a shower before it it helps with the smell and eyes

*Tyler*

*President of the erich fan club

 
go d00d go!

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and i said: 'well, you see, night time and daytime are two entirely different times' - Skipimp_

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin
 
i know the feeling... im stoned as fuck and just got home from the family dinner... it was a hell of a lot more entertaining than it wouldve been if i wasnt baked

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*~Riann~*

'emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds'- Bob Marley
 
lol, my parents sat there the whole time and just kept refilling my wine glass. i must have been through at least two bottles and a bottle of champagne... everybody found it hillarious to watch me fall on my ass as soon as i stood up... i think we have pictures, ill check.

~*You have no idea what it's like to be me

I'm not saying that I do

I just wish that something was different

so hide your indifference away*~
 
haha stoned family dinners are the best. just put some visine in and think about what you say so that you make sense. we and this kid smoked like 4 or 5 bowls before thanksgiving dinner and it was the best thanksgiving of my life, the turkey was so good. pumpkin pie was amazing.

Too high? You fucking pussy. - ski2824

Why is the name of the fear of long words

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

 
hahahaha. i love this thread, hilarious. i know the feeling, you can't be scared. it's worse when u come home from college and feel like eating acid @ 10 am for better enjoyment of fall foliage, then find out you have a family dinner later and you're still looped. worse, some family friends are over and their daughter is a freshman at your school, so they ask you how the party scene on campus is, more specifically drugs, including lsd... that was almost too much for me. i was already talking about experiences so deep that our company was questioning my reason. my moms bf was the only one who knew what was up, and he just chuckled, and told them all to stop asking me questions. luckily he used to be one of us, and still is, minus the stubstances.

oh well, i hope that your stoned 2002 x-mas dinner went as smooth as mine :)

 
So you're worried because you've never been high at your family's feast? First time, huh? Geez, I guess that makes you a POSER!

--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
 
yea man i'm a huge poser smoker... i got all the gear but suck real bad... and same with eating turkey, i've got a big turk, but i don't know how to chew... or something. i'm kinda a double poser eh? i hate myself for writing this post. kill me now

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
Ok, since you're practicing and trying to get better, I wont call you a poser. Cranberry sauce is the shit when you're stoned, eh!

--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
 
Hey, fuck you. You were on here crying about your drug tests and shit. Whatup tiffeny? I don't hide my shit and you still running like a nine year old with porn. Just because buddy is a little intimidated by his family and the fact he is blazed does not mean hes a poser. And how can you be a poser smoker? Your either with it or your not is what it comes down to. You can fake skate style you can faket hip hop style but you can't fake dope. You can't talk shit people know, I sure as fuck know when someones telling me some bullshit. So in conclusion I would say that you smoke to be a big man and your terrifyed of getting caught. Your on time out until further notice, sally.

 
Im gonna get flamed for this but...

You guys are fucking morons. It might seem fun but look at what you are doing, I mean you cant stay 'sober' for 1 nite? What's gonna happen when you try to remember Xmas dinner when you have some apartment away from your family or something, 'oh, I was fucking blown, I have no idea what happened.' Holy shit you guys have no control, you're not posers, you're idiots.

'I would be embarrassed to constantly complain about my life considering all the freedom and opportunities we have today. People that can't find anything they enjoy in life simply aren't giving it a real try.' ~Nick 311
 
Haha. Funny story. Your NS name must really be true.

'Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you're still retarded'
 
Hey c_lo, my parents wont DQ me for pissing hot. Think before you speak.

--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
 
Been long enough, dude. I'm coming out of this corner. And who in the hell is Tiffany?

--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
 
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