China will take over the world

thats a fucking awesome shovel. Actually its the same shovel on Team Fortress 2. Think the soldier has it.
 
i remember hearing tales of chinese being forced to get on there knees and dig a large whole in front of them at gun point. they're oppressors would then shoot them in the back of the head, thus knocking them into there grave. truly a shame that this technology wasn't available back then.
 
haha,
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i used to have a shovel just like that, i found it in someones garbage, it even came with a blade cover for when it was folded up... probably the coolest thing i have ever seen
 
it cant be a screw driver which is pretty useful. also they stretched a ton of those like boat oar. i was getting ready for it to say ping pong paddle hahah.
 
look really closely at 2:03-2:04, the dude has a massive cut in his hand, looks like the shovel itself is great as far as functionality goes, but they suck at using it
 
this shovel seems alot like the one the army and marines have been carrying around for 30-40 years, except with a wooden handle.
 
yeah i legit watched the whole thing, i was basically in a trance, is there anything this shovel cant do? i want one right now/for my birthday
 
^ go on base, you can probably get one for $10

while on the subject i was watching deadliest warrior the other month and they were comparing russian special forces with green beret. In close combat the russians' chose a balistics knife and the army guys chose the shovel. i thought both choices where ridiculous. someone embeb this shit if you feel like it (the shovel fight is at 2:05)

 
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