i used to be scared of that little blonde girls dog on sesame street..i saw it and i ran upstairs crying... those were dark times...
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'who wants to put the screws in?'
'i do!'
'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'
'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'
'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'