Childhood Email Address?

Tortid

Tortid

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So i was talking with some friends about the first email address we ever created and some of them where so damn funny so i want to know some of newschoolers embarrassing email addresses? Some funny ones that came up were:Addisonflames19, bluedolphin_ninja,crimson lightning113, soul_destroyer_nightmare

 
just my name. ive had it for probably 10 years and its still my primary email for anything besides school, although it does get some spam now
 
Thanks a lot ass hole for making me feel old a shit. The inter web wasn't even alive when I was a kid. All you whiper snapers don't know how good you got it. I had a sweet pager. It was blue.
 
haha for my aol first username i just used the first thing i saw in the room and my favorite number: printingpaper24@aol.com
 
Back in my day you needed a .EDU email account to get a facebook! And you had to walk to school in the snow, up hill, both ways!
 
with no shoes, just newspapers wrapped around your feet.

No but seriously, if you've ever dialed a rotary phone your sure as hell not gonna bitch about not having a real keyboard on your cell phone. Also I'm never really upset with disgustingly slow internet speeds because I can remember having to wait like 5 minutes for one single picture to load.
 
I remember my first screen name and email: HucksterDragon13

Awesome, I know. Breakdown of this hyper-complicated alias:

Huckster-awkward rendition of the early freeski parlance "huck"

Dragon-I had Dragon goggles, Vinne Dorion was one my favorite riders and he was sponsored by them

13-I believe all stupid kids like the UNLUCKY number, REBEL!
 
Ahahaha my first AIM screen name was DaMirraGrl

Man I really loved Dave Mirra. I was gonna marry him.

Funny story - I am still friends with my first AOL friend RideOnIce - we were friends for years until we finally met on my 23rd bday. 14 years ago I started my first internet friendship in the AOL Snowboard Chatroom. Totally crazy.
 
When I saw this I was hoping that was dave mirra and not da mirror or something. Then I saw the next line. Dude was a beast

Did anyone play yahoo pool? fuck kids and their smartphones and twitter, that shit was the real deal yo.
 
First anything name was for AIM and was skier(somethingsomethingsomething else can't remember. Yeah I was dumb).

First email was osublows cuz fuck Ohio state.

First video game name was ilovetits for PSP and I wrecked shit on Socom FTB2.

First Xbox name suckonmabawsak. Yeah it got banned.

Kids today just don't understand the struggle of waiting 10 min for 1 minute of video to load. Or actually having to deal with x'ing out the 50 pop-ups on your parents computer cuz you were looking at porn on a very malware and virus infecting website. You close 1 and 3 more pop up. Or the 20min for a song to download on limewire. Or the joys of playing Snood or Pinball or minesweeper on the computer for free.
 
My childhood email is the one I still use so unfortunately I will refrain from putting it on here

But I do have one that's milkmanonskis@gmail.com , you can go ahead and spam that one with whatever you want
 
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