CHERRY COUNT!!

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skipimp_

Active member
So I was thinking about what to write in a new post, cause all my creative juices have been jamming up lately, some kinda goin to school and focusing shit, and I was wondering how many people on here actually have sex? Everyone talks like they're the king shit pimp, but then I realize most are 14 or 15 year olds......Don't care how many times you've pre-blown in your pants at a party where you got really drunk and some girl started to go down your pants and you touched her boobie before it was all over. So a question....and I don't need to here stupid internet lies.....How many cherries have you got under your belt? Girls ge to contribute too. I don't discriminate.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
I've taken the v cards from two girls. The rest were all loosy goosey/

Snowflake, right on baby, right on.
 
loose virgins? man you got played.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
shut up you sensitive asshole.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
1 v-card. then some random hos, now i gotta respectable gf. best location was on a parkbench outside a public pool just this summer or in a lake after the bars closed last summer.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS' -ReggaeConcept

'you lazy asshole' -Crystal-needs-a-park
 
...but in all reality I'm 13 and have never seen a real boob before.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS' -ReggaeConcept

'you lazy asshole' -Crystal-needs-a-park
 
i touched a boob once. it was nice and warm

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve

NS royal gangstar

 
i have one girl, still with her. im not 13

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
 
i had one girl, it was her 'v card: we broke up a while ago..we had enough sex to last awhile

2 Inchers Club

www.kg-archives.com
 
well i had 3 times in 1 and a half hour...my dick was telling me to stop

2 Inchers Club

www.kg-archives.com
 
never been dealt the v card, but ive dont ie twice

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Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.

Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.

Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?

Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.

Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?

Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.

Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?

Jules: Fuck you.

Vincent: How many?

Jules: Fuck you.

Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.

Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

BFSC.... we do it froggy style

 
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'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
I've had 3 girls and first of them vwas a virgin,second a a wannabe-groupie hoe,and I'm still with the third.

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
...i haven't because i was waiting for someone to ask me.

i have 4

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
ive still got my vness goin for me but im only 15 so yup

Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die

im out

love and peace
 
thats cool, i lost mine at midnight on the millenium, i was 16.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
only one for me. sex with virgins is horrible,especially when they cry and hurt and shit. i felt so bad that it lost its fun.

*$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$*

-Steve

.sms.session.four.
 
Yeah, the chick I was going out with said it was the worst pain she ever felt but she still enjoyed it... I guess it's kinda like hitting a huge ass table and trying something that you could never do and blow out both knees but you had the time of your life doing it...

On my way to goddom
 
im 15 but ive got my gf who wants to have sex. but its a long distance thing so when i see her next (my 16 bday) its guunna rock

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S3p. Ski, Snow, Survival
 
interesting comparison.......

but me? i got nothing.

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- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

'I'm an accomplished, certified shitter.' - Jooky

'Thats called 'Stealingg' Money , its 'Illegal'.' - P-JO

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd

'Detactive, it's TAP, not tax. You'd TAP that ass.' - Darksider17

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH

N2S Media
 
im 18 and still a virgin

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?

'You can do 'Matrix' moves on those things!' -my brother's friend after seeing our new Ab-Doer
 
honestly, i have 0

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
girls lie so much, there is no way everydude could have fucked so many virgins, it just doesn't even out to one per person, thus the bitches are lieing to us.

Snowflake, right on baby, right on.
 
Hello, what are these 'woman' you speak of? I think I would like to touch a 'boobie' if I may, Thank you for your time.

 
i have taken 3 different v cards...i have a quote from the most recent in my profile...check it out

1 of 2 original members of *CWDM*

- ROOTS
 
ElasmoSkiChick want to have taken 2? cuse im willing to make sacfices.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
'There was this one girl and we went out for a long time and I was like lets do it and she said no. every damn time.'

it's good to know randall's not getting any either.... there's hope for me yet! wait, no.....

shit

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- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

'I'm an accomplished, certified shitter.' - Jooky

'Thats called 'Stealingg' Money , its 'Illegal'.' - P-JO

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd

'Detactive, it's TAP, not tax. You'd TAP that ass.' - Darksider17

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH

N2S Media
 
i got nothin, ive done evrything but put it in the pink, ive even put in in a girls ass, but im only 16 so i got some years ahead of me.

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i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
whoa you guys have sex? i'm 21 but i'm waiting until i get married

you are all going to hell

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 this is the life God chose for me...
 
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