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Fro-deo

Fro-deo

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So this kid carries a guitar to school with him everyday. I've never seen him play it but he pretends to know his stuff. I asked if I could hear him play and he gives me a cd instead. He says it's his promo. For some reason it's covered sloppily in white out with his initials on it in pen. I take it home and listen. Not to my surprise it's disc two from Smashing Pumpkins, Melancholie and the Infinite Sadness. This kid is retarded. All well, new cd for me.

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President of the LBK
 
Yeah, because he's surely going to get away with THAT... noone has that cd, either.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
lowe

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of

arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly

proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
 
kill that stupid bastard. (not literally)

Minor Threat Trailer

Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.

Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma

Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.

Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657
 
what kind of guitar is it?

if its a good one, steal it from him and ill buy from you for 200bucks

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
scratch all the white out off and give it back to him. then steal his guitar.

- Mike

'i'm guessing that when you say 'drinking', you mean you snuck one of your dad's O'Doules out of the fridge.

and by 'had sex' you mean 'beat off to an episode of The View'.' -Str8LaceFan
 
Some people.

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.

You have been warned…

 
everyone already knows im the guitar god at my school

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Chris

Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Suicide is your way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'
 
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