Chad's gap last season.

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so i heard through the grapevine that some idiot skiers sessioned the gap, but then destroyed the landing with boulders and put a shit-ton of salt down also so no-one else could hit it. what's the deal? i didn't think skiers were that big of assholes. i really wanted to hit it.

 
Snowboarders actually.

And all that other crap?

It's not true.

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i heard george bush did it.

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no but i heard whistler is closin

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oh wait, thats right, skiers destroyed that gap four years ago...geeze. shit's been done, kid. chad's is played.

maybe it was that same crew who chained up all the pc rails? yep.

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i doubt ur good enough to hit chads.

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This thread is ridiculous.

But yeah, it happened, and it was snowboarders, not skiers who fucked shit up.

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skiers salted whistler and put rocks down over the whole mountain so they have to close it forever. Get your facts right...

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ya, and if u go to whistler, ull have to hike to the top, cuz teh lifts wont be runnin all season.

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^all who made comments abuot whistler read my thread about it hahahaha

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snow is extinct

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DAMN!!! i knew snow was an endangered species but i never knew it had died out all together!!

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Ah yes, maybe. But I also killed all interest in this retarded thread, sending it down to the bottom of the page and into forgotten oblivion.

Well now I'm making a post, but whatever.

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for the record, i was reading a snowboarder mag, and two pro snowboarders each pinched a loaf on the jump and landing of chads gap. no salting, etc.

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im not sure if its even possible, but i feel dumber after reading this thread.

haha, thanks for the laugh

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give this kid some slack, maybe he is just new, and doesn't know any better. or maybe he does know better and is just an idiot. i dunno!

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the low down is that the snowboarders have put skiers to shame on chad's gap over the last few years. from josh dirksen's backside 7 and 9 to travis rice's bs5 and swbs5, aaron bittner's fs spinning and romain's slaughtering of the gap, i'm sad to say boarders own chad's. i was talking to my friends in utah, and i thinking the salting and shitting happened on pyramid gap actually after travis rice did his double cork over it. the shat on the landing and salted it or something. frankly, after that double cork they had every right to do so. disgustingly sickeningly gnarly i call it. i've heard all sorts of rumors about the utah gaps last season but bittner was tight lipped about things, wait for the footage i guess. and i actually heard mfm got worked on chad's.

 
Next person to post, his name is mud.

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^ i can live with that, because i need to respond to hucksplat's retarded post.

skiiers have been killing that jump for years, throwing double fronts and backs over it for a while, and 4 seasons ago, candide D7'ed it.

4 YEARS AGO

now some snowboarders finally hit it and decide that theyre the shit. they need to get over themselves.

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^ exactly man. Skiers owned Chad's and shall forever own it.

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im sure some snowboarders are just as pissed as skiers they they did that... and im sure alot of people dont give a fuck.

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you guys have it all wrong, it was monoboskiers.

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^ no you are.

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it was snowboarders...they didn't want any other companies filming on it, so they tore it up and fucked the landing...pretty lame if you ask me!

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there is no way Mr.Mister can be serious. NO WAY...he's just THAT dumb

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