CAT SALE: Surface No Time 162cm, Line EP Pro Shorty 155cm and MORE

silent_giraffe

silent_giraffe

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Greetings NS,

I have some stuff I gotta sell to buy a new pair of skis etc.

Rules:

1. Buyer pays shipping.

2. Lowballs accepted.

3. Trades accepted.

4. My cat is not for sale.

5. Bumps = +8 k

6. Hate = -k

7. Jokes = +10 k

First, Surface No Time 162cm. 10/10 Brand new, I just want a wider and softer ski. They have jib rocker. Good for a 5'3"-5'6" person. $200

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Next, Line EP Pro Shorty pow slayers. 9/10 A few cosmetic nicks but the bases are flawless. Good for someone who is 5'2"-5'5". Bindings are mounted about 1cm back for a minimal boot size of 25.5. With bindings ONLY $225.





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Next, Skullcandy Uprocks and Skullcandy Lowriders. The pair of Uprocks on the left have been used twice at home, which is why the logo sticker is gone. All 10/10. Uprocks: $10 each Lowriders: $20





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Snapbacks! The two on the left are higher quality than the rest. All 10/10. $3 for the high quality ones, $2 for the lesser quality.

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AVERAGE SIZE TEES! Good casual wear for someone less than 5'7". 10/10.

$12 each.

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Lastly, a Fallen backpack. 10/10. $8





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Trades I want:





Soft park skis 162cm-165cm.

Hoodies for spring shredding.

Pow skis 165cm-168cm.





THANKS!
 
One day, a priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat. The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a couple of hours. The priest agrees. The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before; the priest says no. He baits the hook for him and says, "Give it a shot, father."

After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it in the boat. The fisherman says, "Whoa, what a big sonofabitch!"

The priest says, "Ah, please sir, can you mind your language?"

The fisherman responds (thinking quickly), "I'm sorry father, but that's what this fish is called---a sonofabitch!"

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the priest. "I didn't know."

After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the bishop. "Eminence, look at this big sonofabitch!"

"Please father," says the bishop. "Mind your language, this is a house of God."

"No, you don't understand," says the priest. "That's what this fish is called, and I caught it. I caught this sonofabitch!"

"Hmmm," says the bishop. "You know, I could clean this sonofabitch and we could have it for dinner."

So the bishop takes the fish and cleans it, and brings it to Mother Superior at the convent.

"Mother Superior, could you cook this sonofabitch for our dinner tonight with the Pope?"

"My lord, what language!" says the mother.

"No, sister," says the bishop. "That's what the fish is called---a sonofabitch! Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook it"

"Hmmm," replies Mother Superior. "Yes, I'll cook that sonofabitch tonight."

While the Pope is over for dinner that evening he remarks that the fish is superb. He asks where they got it.

"I caught the sonofabitch!" says the priest.

"And I cleaned the sonofabitch!" says the bishop.

"And I cooked the sonofabitch!" says Mother Superior.

The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, but then takes off his hat, puts his feet up on the table, and says, "You know, you fuckers are all right.".
 
What did the magician say to the magician? "Pick a cod. Any cod." Hahahaha I know very funny joke.

Also, bump.
 
I'm diggin those EP pros

Joke:

A Marine Bioligist found a object he couldn't identify the use of and he said

"What is the porpoise of this?"
 
i was about to buy ep pros from craigslist then the guy sold them so i would like to buy these from you can you give me your phone number so i could call or text you
 
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