Cat conspriacy

[Irotate360]

for the second week in a row i accidently left my car window open all night and a fuckin cat keeps jumping in, sleeping, then pissing his fuckin brains out on his way out. this morning i thought i was going to fuckin puke. i WILL snipe that piece of shit if i see it again.

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...and thats how we do it in
Bethel, Maine bitch.

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[Apple]

dont leave your windows open?

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 

[Skipig25]

good call

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Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?

 

[KingShit]

I been getting woken up by a wood pecker for the past 3 weeks. Every morning he comes at around 6am and just starts wacking away at the roof. Anyone know how I can get rid of him besides shooting the fuckers head off?

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 

[Sknsnw9]

hide then get a rock and scare the shit out of them casue it happened to me made a fuckin hole underneath...so we did that and never came back after that

- Nic

 

[Girays_Brother]

kill one for me

I HATE NY PRODUCTION

- BOGART!!!!!!!!

 

[thewavebb]

I guess the cat has one up on you then. I just keep my windows closed so nobody jacks my stero.

 

[SteezePatrol]

hide in the hole that the woodpecker is wacking at, and then squirt in his eye after you've done some wacking

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo

 

[french_fry]

catch him, cut his claws, then throw him in the air to see if cats always fall back on their legs, and after that if he's still alive give him a bath, then drown the fucker. He deserves it.

Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."

 

[MissMontana]

^ baahahahahaa

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"

"If you're alive, I probably hate you."

-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)

 

[Lateralis]

cat piss is horrible too man.

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it

 

[Mattman]

My Cat has pissed on me on the way to Whistler once, so fucking gross!

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my

life - Lateralis

 

[whoisikeEh]

my friend pissed on me accidetnely on the way to the jeep show

 

[d-loc]

uhh fucking stop burning out and shut the windows, wow thats hard. i wish i knew where u were cuz id get ur car stolen

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-------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.