Cast on each arm

Ruski

Ruski

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haha, my friend's brother broke one elbow biking then broke the other one today when he was running for a tennis ball and flipped over the net, he now has one cast on each arm, poor kid, just felt like sharing i think its funny
 
snow bunny, you better do that man a favor...

you sick bastards I meant help him write his homework.
 
^ its pretty much our life source. after u start, and then stop for approximately 70 days, your heart explodes and your penis implodes
 
haha he should be like johnny knoxville and walk up to random ppl and say he has to go to the bathroom and ask them to undo his fly
 
oh man, two casts must suck. a few years ago my friend broke both her wrists her first day snowboarding.. i told her thats what she gets for snowboarding.. and i don't think she's been snowboarding since.
 
my sister broke her arm riding a bike when she was like 5. a week before she was gonna get it off, she broke the other one using a table as a slide. the people at the hospital had to make sure my parents weret abusing her. she had 2 casts for a week.
 
wow that must suck, my brother broke his leg wen he was 2.5 by tripping over a ball, he just stepped on it n he fell n it broke the bottom half of his leg weird? if we didnt know where he was wed just follow the trail he left from dragging his leg along the ground
 
my buddy broke his arm playing soccer a few weeks ago (hes goalie). he had to get pins thrown in to hold the elbow together, so no cast, just a brace. last week he was playing commie ball again, and got hit with a shot that shattered both the pins. he was so bitter, it was hilarious.
 
I broke my rigt arm in two spots last year, my wriste and my humourus, well i acutlly broke my humourus twice that year, but i had to learn how to masterbate with my left had, and shit that was a challenge. It felt like a stranger, but still did the trick. So know I Jack it with both hands, I'm pretty talented, ladies I encourage to learn the ways of left hand and right hand.
 
this kid broke his humorous, and he must of gotten so many, "there's nothing funny/humorous about that" jokes. I would of had to strangle something if I got told that.
 
well now you need to help the poor kid out and get on him so he doesn't have to go without. Its true, its your job
 
my first thought was "no pouring cheerios for breakfast without help"

because I cherish pouring myself a bowl of cheerios every morning.

or froot loops.
 
didnt that happen to iannick, i remember my friend telling me about it, its gunna be a pain to wipe the ass
 
When we drunken and walking home, a friend of mine tried to jump on my back and make me carry her. Unfort I didn't catch her so she slid off my back and landed on her wrists. Broke them both. She was helpless.
 
ya i watched a snowboarder break both arms. He hit the jump and caught an edge, and when he landed put his arms down and i heard a snap. I went to see if he was alright and he was face down couldnt move at all. The ski patrol braced his one arm not knowning both were broken, later when they tried to move him they found out
 
yea ive had full length casts on both my arms as well....it blows man. luckily i got them off after like 3 weeks, then i had splints on both arms for a while too, best part of it was that the school got someone else to take all my notes in classes during that period. that was pretty sweet i guess.
 
hahahahahahahahahaha, oh man that sucks. You should post a pic of it. Beating off would be damn near impossible. Damn that sucks, but at least it gave me a good laugh. ha
 
hope he's got a big family so they can have a daily rotation of whoever gets to be the "designated ass-wiper"
 
I remember when I broke my leg and they operated on it and put it back together with a titaniaum stick.

I win.
 
i remember when my left testicle came out of place and twisted itself around and the doctor told me the pain was comparable to birthing twins and the nut was within about a half an hour of dying forever due to lack of oxygen.

i win, motherfucker.

but it's okay now.
 
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