Carmelo anthony is the second coming of jesus christ

[ecski73]

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[artfullydodged]

that seems unlikely

 

[Blurst]

clearly jesus christ was a white male that performed miracles. Carmelo is a black male who plays basketball the chances of them being the same person are extremely low

 

[JamesR]

brilliant. this man has clearly studied theology.

 

[PacificRimJob]

jesus christ had dreads.. so shake um.

 

[landonn]

Only jesus could have done wat was performed in todays game between the denver nuggets and dallas.

 

[Enjoi.]

isn't it jesus miranda?

 

[Enjoi.]

say it in a mexican accent.

 

[low_fidelity]

therefore Carmelo Anthony = Jesus

 

[k-rob]

i believe in carmelo.

jesus, not so much.

 

[O.D.S.P.]

Carmelo is a beast

but Jesus is godly

 

[no_steeze]

carmelo doesn't play basketball in sandals

 

[geet]

valid point

 

[Tuff_207]

Jesus is a beast

but Carmelo is godly *

 

[ecski73]

carmelo performed a miracle but let me tell you something, he doesn't need sandals to play ball in. He has these

[img/]http://www.sneakerfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/air-jordan-melo-m5-denver-nuggets-4.jpg

 

[ecski73]

 

[ryan.c]

jesus>chucknorris>lebron>carmello

 

[Admiral]

jesus would never play on the same team as chris andersen, thus carmelo is not jesus.

 

[Snowgoner]

well jesus never got a dui

 

[bigdoubler125805y]

Back in the day when Jordan dropped 63 on the Celtics in the Eastern Conference first round, Larry Bird said that he was god in sneakers.

 

[ecski73]

I am going to bump this thread. He further proved his holiness tonight. 34 points and he took on Kobe, melo gets boobs in his face tonight.

 

[low_fidelity]

and Kobe gets Luke Waltons dick in his ass

 

[fsscott]

this man knows whats' up

 

[proZach]

carmelo might be jesus, but lebron is god

 

[hoodhugo]

im almost certain that jesus was not white......

 

[dman1260]

jews are white.........

 

[Piste.Off]

Jesus was most likely brown actually