Car Help!!!!

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So im getting a new car, it has to be under 24k and from a dealership becuase im paying month to month.

What i need:

automatic

fast as fuck

hatchback

i test drove a subie impreza 2013 2.oi and loved it but its pretty slow...

any suggestions help
 
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I ran your parameters through the supercomputer that is my mind and came to the only possible conclusion. The only reason one could possibly need this combination is if one is tossing things quickly into the back of the car (which is why the hatchback is needed), one intends to leave the scene very quickly (hence automatic, can't shift and shoot gun at the same time), and one needs to outrun one's pursuers (hence fast as fuck). My supercomputer deducted that you are a drug runner. Since there is a tremendous amount of money in this high-risk, high-reward business, you really need the best that money can buy.

I plugged these parameters back into the supercomputer and it came back that a good choice would be the Porsche Panamera Turbo S. It is a 4-door (plenty of room for your hired help to protect you), "fast as fuck," a hatchback, and comes in a 7-speed automatic transmission.

You're welcome and enjoy your new car!
 
Go to your local dealers and tell them you want those 3 things exactly as you worded them and see what they can get you.

Inb4 $85k car with huge monthly payment and insurance.
 
Yeah listen to this girl, go slam a VW and call it a day

Don't forget to camber your wheels as much as possible
 
Its pretty hard to get a brand new car thats fast as fuck for under 24k.You could definitely get a slightly used car thats fast as fuck thats under 24k but it would probably have a decent amount of miles on it. Your probably gonna have to get rid of one of your requirements
 
im speaking for all us lazy americans. but seriously i need to learn manual and my friend is teaching me soon. autotragic is boring
 
just reminding you that there is speed limits so having a faster car isn't going to improve your daily commute
 
If you can't drive stick, I strongly suggest learning how, it makes driving a car IMO way more fun... If you can't for other reasons, then the only thing I can think of is buying a used automatic Camaro or something and putting about 15k into the motor, make about 400rwhp and it would be ridiculous. Not hatchback but yeahh...

Or get an auto Subaru Legacy GT, they are twin turbo, 280 hp, AWD and are a wagon so you can fit your skis and all your bitches in it.
 
if you want to drive fast as fuck at least learn how to drive stick. If I can learn it at 3am drunk, being taught how to do it by another plastered 16 year old it can't be that fucking hard.
 
Not saying it is, it's fucking retarded. I'm not doing it again any time soon. We didn't die, and I learned how to drive stick without fucking up his parents clutch. In a optimistically fucked up way, it was a win win.
 
After months of perseverance someone else is finally posting my Volvo picture.

It's official, it's a meme now.

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Do you not realize almost any car he purchases will still be able to hit 140km on the highway, impreza included, when the limits 100km? My trailblazer sees 140km all the time on the highway and it is by no means fast and would get dusted by 2013 impreza.
 
yes it can, just get a good alignment and only shift when travelling straight, that way you shift and steer with the right hand and eat with the left .

also op look into the speed 3 its super quick, but im pretty sure it only comes in stick. trust me it is worth learning stickand isnt even that hard, after a week of driving stick you wont stall any more, and after a month you wont even have to think about
 
well i got mini cooper s with stick i learned in like 20 minutes its so easy haha and the cars like a pimp ass go cart
 
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