Cant get any

[goosetheduck]

hi, i live in the woods and eat rabits. Anyways i havnt been able to get any chicas up in hurr cause im bussy skiing and talking to trees all the time. if any one could give some tips on how to get pusse(prefrably from a girl named jamie) i would apreciate it.

 

[Forum*]

First learn how to spell.

Second, I banged Jamie last night, and she's not interested in you.

Third, your either a very stupid noob, or an alis.

 

[TwinTipRider]

oh god pass me my shot gun

 

[thewavebb]

Probably because you look like this guy

 

[thewavebb]

i'll try again...........

 

[skiusa]

hahahahaha

 

[goosetheduck]

thats jamie!!

 

[powder_2_the_people]

Jamie?

 

[SchweitzerSki]

jamie

 

[BioEnhanced]

show her your bear tooth collection.

 

[salamander]

^ haha

 

[DynastarriderGP]

ahahahaha what a douche.

 

[Lé.Skiing]

I smell a fake account

 

[Jaskittin]

what do you know, another alias. Who woulda thunk it.

 

[*Fujative*]

hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[bermbuster49]

at least there arent as many aliases lately since the seasons starting up.

 

[Bangor]

That's Lateralis guys, c'mon meow.

 

[skiierman]

What you do is cover yourself with deer-in-heat piss and just sit back and let the magic happen.