Canada?

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If not for a few select mountains up there, would anyone ever want to go there? Has canada done anything in there history thats important? I just dont think so.

 
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What's with all the hate?

 
if there was no canada, harvey wouldnt be around which means there would be no NS

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velcro, basket ball, mapel syrup, canadian beer, smarties, canadian soldiers in WW1 invented the first gas mask by peeing on their beards and tieing it up infront of their faces, peniciline, as well as many other life saving drugs, bah i could go on...

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Also the drinking age is 18, so it makes a great place for road trips. I also hear that they have some killer synchronized swimming over there!

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canada think about it the beer the women no bush and wicked awsome ski resorts even local little hills step it up fac it cancada is the shit

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baseball, hockey, the telephone.

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Canadas so relaxed and we might not have a big army but we dont need one since we rarely go to war.Besides, we have the us to protect us.

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doen anything important in history, americans, in general, know nothing about the rest of the world, even their next door neighbors. We won world war 1, we took over detroit and parts of northern US in the war of 1812, which, by the way, Canada, if you look at amount of land gained, was won by Canada. US hasn't lost a war my ass. A canadian pretty much wrote the human rights used by the UN. We invented a bucnh of stuff. And we will become the superpower if we play ur cards right since we own most of the worlds fresh water supply. That post made me angry

 
atleast we dont have someone like bush 'leadin' our contry, i mean paul martin( for those people who know who he is) isnt that a great of a guy either but he certainly better than the guy down south

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'blame canada blame canada!' ...yay south park

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correction the drinking age is 19 in all provinces except quebec and alberta where it is 18.

canada gave you americans napalm for vietnam!

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How about insulin? Oh right, saving lives doesn't matter. Sorry, my bad.

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we have the better looking side of niagra falls ..we supply the us with lots of stuff like uuummm wood and we as Canadians are respected around the world . not like Americans who are looked down apon as ppl who bring war . plus it's so nice here .

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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .

 
^Wait, diabetics are tyrants now? What the hell are you talking about? Or more accurately, WHO the hell are you talking about?

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yea but part of canada speaks french and when we need ur supplies we can just invade yall

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now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

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and teh fact taht whister has the entore country of china there at one time or the other....

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^I'm a member of that part... and invade? typical. Typical Atlantaski, that is.

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Canada is the shit.Quebec is one of provinces with the most history. Alot of americans fled to acady back in some part of history.Canadians were in the front lines in normandie. So don;t say we don't do anything.

p.s. Quebec has a legal drinking age of 18 and an illegal one of like 12.. Also good bud. Go hells

 
yea and yall and ur french butt buddies had to get bailed out by our p 47s and p 51s on normandy, and yall only had one beach where there was little to no resistance

handicaped skiing

is so hot right

now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

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shut the fuck up.. canda was on gold and junu beach whic was primaly for distraction puroses.. they did not have to deal with shit liek us on omaha.... jeazuse.. corrupt kids

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you know, i love how canadiens always say 'ooohh we burned the capitol, we burned the capitol yipeeee!!!' now tell me where i am missing something here.... i was always under the impression that the war of 1812 was between america and brittan... not the US and canada. as far as i am aware, canada was not even a country until the 1860's, so how could we have been fighting the canadiens? we dont say that the american revolution was between americans and the brittish until after there was an america. we call them collonists. so, as per the facts, the most obvious of which being that your country was not in existance at the time, i am afraid that you canuks are going to have to stop claiming the capitol burning incedent... come on now, credit where credit is due... those silly englishmen were the real capitol burners... if you want to take credit for something, you can go ahead and claim the canada arm on the space shuttle, and celine dion.

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OMG YES>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> if you want to take credit for something, you can go ahead and claim the canada arm on the space shuttle, and celine dion.

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ATLANTASKI, you fag you guys can try and invade, but have fun, you wouldnt be able to use any nukes cause the majority of canadas pop is too close to the US boarder so all the radiation would follow the jet stream back into the states, also canada is soo diverse it would spread you army pretty thin, and even though ours definatly isnt as big as yours ours is better trained, case and point is the routine ass kickin your soldiers get in war games between canada and the states. My friends in the army love goin to those cause they have soo much fun beatin your guys (one of my buddys and i dont know how true this is, was tellin me about how a unit it of can cooks captured a unit of seals LOL). And how many of your soldiers are trained to fight in canadian winters by the way cause that would be another factor. Also your recent wars on terrorism also show that its prob safer to be your enemy just check out stats on your friendly fire casualties in afganistan and iraq. And you guys always claim your the heros of world war 1 and 2 when if you look in the books looks like you just joined up to shear the victory in WW1 (the us joined the final year pretty much) and only joined WW2 because the japanese attack and compared to the other countries didnt even do close to as much in europe (yea you did alot but not compared to say britan)

and my rant is done LOL

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

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I was talking to my friend who doesnt ski, and he didnt even know canada existed until i told him about it.

 
haha thats pretty sad.

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im thinkin we should keep BC and do away with the rest of canada.

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ok, roy your army is not better trained, Us regular infantry divisions are better trained than most countries counter terror teams i.e. frances gendamarine, or russias spetnaz, we wouldnt nuke yall because nukes would be too extreme for taking over a country like canada, all we would do would to have 3 armies, 1 to take eastern canada coming from buffalo into toronto, an army on the pacific to take vancouver and then a central army to take minnetoba and saskatchewan and alberta and shit............wouldnt be too hard

handicaped skiing

is so hot right

now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES
 
Well this is a mature argument. No wait, you're complete idiots.

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I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
um anewmorning thanks for showing your lack of knowledge of history Canada was under British powere at that point i mean CAnada is a part of the comenwealth makes sense to me if they were fighting for Britian

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I don't believe it. Man some people are dumb here. Go shoot yourself in the head, Atlantaski, you don't know anything. You said Canada sucks because it has a french part? I can understand americans hate the french because of Iraq but:

1-They were right...

2-WE'RE FUCKING DIFFERENT! Saying french-canadians are like the french is like saying americans are british you asshole.

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americans, mainly the southern hicks have no knowledge about the rest of the world! my friend did his own version of 'talking with americans' and he asked one person where canada is and the dumb fuck says 'i think it's somewhere in europe'

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
 
Powder99, he's TECHNICALLY right, since Canada didn't exist until the 1860s. However, most of the fighting (including the burning of the capitol) was done by militia and conscripts, that is, people born in what would be Canada, not British soldiers. If you prefer to call that 'The US vs. Britain's Royal Province', go ahead. Some people would rather look at it differently. Oh, and Canada WAS called Canada long before it was declared an independent nation.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
^That would be the equivalent of calling the US 'the British thirteen colonies of America' pre-1776.

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Excluding JD and maybe one other, this has to be the lowest IQ arguement I've ever seen. Do some research, learn some facts, get real opinions and then learn to actually present them in a manner we can understand.

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i really dont give a flying eff who burned the capitol, i just think its funny talk about because some canuks get so defensive about it. just remeber what happened on the great lakes in that war... (brittish commenweath conscripts/canadians destoroyed!) but really now... who cares...

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^Noone, it's just as dumb as saying 'Oh yeah?!? Well if we invaded, you guys would be SCREWED!' As right as that is, it's a dumb thing to say. From the perspective of history though, you have to admit, if you invade a country and they repel the invasion and burn you capitol? Yeah, I'd call that a loss. A loss 200 years ago that no longer matters. And the loss Canada would suffer at the hands of an invading american force is a loss that will never happen that doesn't matter. Everyone, shut the hell up.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
i think that i only need say two words to settle this debate once and for all.

avril. lavigne.

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