Can you guys watch my bearded dragon while I'm gone?

[little1337]

I'm going out for a bit, can you guys make sure my Bearded Dragon Stanley is okay? He's got food I just need someone to keep him company

 

[iced]

mine can jump higher

 

[Young_patty]

I'm going out for a bit, can you guys make sure my Bearded Dragon Stanley is okay? He's got food I just need someone to keep him company

Bro your fuckin lizard spilled my chocolate milk

 

[Mingg]

Hi. This is pancake and she is a really active bearded dragon. I’m sure she would love a new friend and I’m sure your guy would enjoy going on some fab walks at the dog park.

 

[shinbangclan]

yh sure

 

[little1337]

What the fuck you guys???

 

[shinbangclan]

What the fuck you guys???

i watered him wtf do u want me to do

 

[elcheapo]

He's playing possum, if he starts stinking I was wrong

What the fuck you guys???

 

[CalumSKI]

i watered him wtf do u want me to do

dude ur supposed to bury him in dirt before watering so he will grow bruhhhhh

 

[SuckleBrick]

Drip

 

[Jro.]

 

[little1337]

 

[Scaredwhiteboy]

Leaving him all alone in a plain white room is pretty rude. At least hang up a painting or something for him to look at.

**This post was edited on Apr 23rd 2020 at 2:22:01pm

 

[little1337]

Leaving him all alone in a plain white room is pretty rude. At least hang up a painting or something for him to look at.

**This post was edited on Apr 23rd 2020 at 2:22:01pm

Funny you should say that since he had this commissioned last week. Obviously, he doesn't have any money (seeing as he's a lizard) so guess who had to foot the bill?

 

[elcheapo]

I think my pet squirrel ran away, I cant find him anywere

 

[Jro.]

My fake plants died because I forgot to pretend to water them

 

[Idahoe]

It's pretty strange to trust your pet to somebody on the forum. I don't trust anybody to leave my little boy with someone.