Calling the whitehouse

JAYTRON

JAYTRON

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it was a random fact when i signed off and i tried it and it actually works!!!! if you call 1-202-456-1414 and wait long enough a lady picks up and says 'white house'. i didnt think it was going to work so i didnt know what to say when she picked up so i just asked if the president was there and she said that he wasnt available.

expect the worst, get the best.
 
haha say that u sent the president some fairy magic white dust

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Sean

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ok? why would you wanna talk to him anyways

live breathe then ski thats all that matters...

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i would say "Hey bush, FUCK YOU"

what's up now bitch

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and then pussyfooter would mysetiriously die in a car accident the next day

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it was probably just like the whitehouse tours thing

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yea but wouldnt they say, hello white house tour instead of just white house

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Sean

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there is more than one phone line in the whitehouse, and I'll I'm saying is that it wasn't the presidents personal room or even his secretary

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

act like you're going to kiss her then just lick all over her fuckn face - Parkboy

 
i asked her what part of the white house it was and she just said ' sir this is the whitehouse in washington dc'

expect the worst, get the best.
 
o shit! it really does work, i shit my self once someone accually answered saying "the white house" so idk if its the real white house or what, some lady picked up, damn that was sweet

 
call back and order a pizza

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if it was his personal secretary u would hear slurping in the backround

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved

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wow that white pages is crazy

you can deffintly find out where people live and everything and a map of their surrounding area thats nuts

 
hahaha

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i would ask the secretary to ask Bush how it feels to know his biggest accomplishment was quitting drinking by the age of 40.

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i have the white house's # on my cell i have all kinds of stupid ones like the fbi nra mushroom idintifacation hot line

me: it seems like alot of bad stuff go's on in gandola's

henry:ya

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henry:we should go in them

me:and throw rocks at the people below

henry:M-80's

me:or we could shoot them with guns and kill them

 
haha thats awesome anyone herd of the regection hotline? New york City Number is 212-660-2245

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i know 2 others:215-618-1505, 773-509-5027

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Sweet, i just programmed "good friend bush jr" into my sell phone... everyone at school will like me now

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YA it is really crazy that the white house has a PHONE NUMBER

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holy shit. i called it and that bitch answered and shes like would you kids quit calling. here

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haha thats sweet

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awesome, im gunna call it to

"Lets go smerk!" - Susie Cuddy

"My eyes, they can't take in his radness." - Sonny Anderson

"Wild Flour Wild Water" - Danny Day

"The goodness just explodes in my mouth!" - Bill Fleming
 
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