Calling Out Subway

Parkboy

Parkboy

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So I went to get a subway before heading to the library to study and I just got stabbed in the mouth by something after biting into my sandwich, it was like some sharp splintered piece of wood or something? I looked in the mirror and there's like this bloody prick mark under my tongue. What the fuck?
 
Yeah shit happens when you least expect it, I sat down and took a bite out of my sandwich and all the sudden I feel something just sink in and stab me underneath my tongue
 
anthrax is the second most common thing found in subway sandwiches that shouldn't be there behind aids.
 
was it toasted? maybe the bun hurt ya, it always happens to me, fuckin drains my sub hyphyness out.
 
subways is horrible i only eat there if i HAVE to the quality of it is so shitty and the enviroment for the most part is so dirty and just sucks for the extra 3 dollars ill go to a real deli where i can get atleast some form of good food
 
yeah it was toasted, I have a hard time imaging it would be enough to pierce through my skin though. fuck i never imagined I would get attacked by my lunch haha
 
i dont konw about the subways where you live but i went into one in toronto and it was so shitty but here in vancouver all the subways are so clean and smell sooooo good, not to mention spicy italian sandwich is fucking bomb.
 
that sucks man. i think my town has the cleanest subway i have ever been too. but you musta gotten a 'subway newb' i made a thread on these creatures a while back. no fun.
 
did it have banana peppers on it? they pretty much send those things thru the slicer whole so a stem could have got you..happens to me a lot
 
did it have banana peppers on it? they pretty much send those things thru the slicer whole so a stem could have got you..happens to me a lot
 
hahah. i should buy some zotz candies and go back to that store foaming at the mouth demanding cookies
 
Word. I went to Tahoe this summer to race Mountain Bikes and on the way there we stopped at a Subway. I will never ever support them again. They microwaved my Meatball sub to long and the sauce was cold, so I thought it was all good. Well, I bit in and it was so hot I lost a whole layer of skin on the roof of my mouth. It just peeled off instantly. So when we had chips ahoy in the condo and they looked so good...... they sucked, hurt my mouth so bad. Fuck Subway, never going there again. I refuse to support them.

My friends dad is the distribution manager for Saladino's. It's a foodservice company and they supply Subway. He tells me, his coworkers come back and eat Quiznos because they know Subway is so bad. Sorry I wrote so much.
 
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