Call me master...

[El.Guapo]

Master Bates.

Give the person above you their super hero name

 

[DIX~]

Master Bates

 

[El.Guapo]

thank. +k

 

[.Duncan.]

There is a teacher at my school called Mr. Bates, but we call him master bates for the lulz

inb4 cool story bro

 

[DirtyDan]

your superhero name is

Super Puppy Lover But Not In That Way You Sick Fuck

or SPLBNTWYSF

 

[El.Guapo]

dirty dan...???

 

[DIX~]

DirtyDan seems good enough for you, in fact I like it

 

[iSmokeweed]

big dix

 

[El.Guapo]

i make you quit weed. very straight up anti drug super hero

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

you have one already and i can't think of anything. mine should be funny though.

 

[El.Guapo]

ghetto comdom man

 

[Backyard.Skier]

a teach at my schools name was Mr. Bayda. AKA Masta Bater!

 

[theabortionator]

The shitty threadinator

 

[DIX~]

The Impregnator

 

[El.Guapo]

for yourself? im confused

 

[DIX~]

Backyard Banger

 

[Backyard.Skier]

if i ever change my name it will be to that

 

[dex.]

sux dix

you can suck five hundred dix per minute

 

[DIX~]

Let's clear this up, by suck do I simply have to place my lips around a dick and provide suction? Or do I finish them off then have the ability to shoot 500 cums from my mouth?

 

[dex.]

you tell me.

 

[DIX~]

I'd be okay with the second one, but I don't really like the name

 

[dex.]

ok how bout this...

DIX SUX

your power is the ability to get 500 bjs per minute

 

[DIX~]

Already can do that

 

[The_Big_Tuna]

seymour. Seymour cox. Not a superhero name, but fuck it.

 

[Lolocaust.]

The Tuna Slayer

 

[steezbox]

The Hide and seek champion.

 

[steezbox]

wait. that was because of your icon. Nevermind. I have nothing clever to say at this late hour.