Bush Suck's Test

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I've been in many 'Bush sucks' arguments lately. That is that when I have become engaged in a political debate with someone who is voting for Kerry they give me the 'Bush sucks' argument. Then that is all they have to say and they say it over and over. They will then make claims without any kind of legitimacy or factual backing to them such as 'Bush lied about WMD's.' Which if he had done, he would have been impeached by now.

The point is that the 'Bush sucks' argument doesn't get us as a nation anywhere. If you are going to engage in political debate you should actually read and study on the subject you are discussing. If you can't answer the basic following political questions without looking them up, you should really read more and keep a more ideologically open mind.

1. What countries border Iraq? (If your going to bitch about it so much you should know where it is on a map)

2. Who is the Secretary of Defense?

3. Who is the Secretary of Commerce?

4. Who is the Chair of the Federal Reserve?

5. Who is the Senate Majority Leader?

6. Who is the Senate Minority Leader?

7. Who is the Speaker of the House?

8. Who is the Attorney General?

9. What is the capital of Afghanistan?

10. Who is the intrim Prime Minister of Iraq?

If you are a 'Bush sucks' person and you had to look these up to answer them, you should really keep a more open mind when debating politics because you will just sound stupid.

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ya, i found that important too, you have some good points Mr. Maker OF This Thread, and I agree that people should laso know the positive aspects of Kerry if they are going to vote for him ,instead of just not wanting to vote for Bush. But, Bush has had 4 years in office, Kerry hasn't been President, once he has been, it will be eaiser to compare Kerry and Bush. Iy is easier to judge Bush right now than it is Kerry. You can sya, Bush will be a bad president because. Yo ucan't sya Kerry has done these things and these things as president so he is bad/good.

 
I got your point. I was saying that Kerry can be compared to Bush by the positions he has taken and legislation he has put forward during his career in the Senate.

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I totally agree with this posts. They're many people out there that are completely well thought out individuals who just don't agree with Bush's ideals and policies, and good for them. I'd rather hear one of those dudes make an argument than someone that supports Bush for no apparent reason. But the problem is when kids just come on here (asac) and bash him just because it's what everyone else is doing.

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I played emogame.com/ ..bush game, and learned to not really like bush. Since I can't vote though I am really not concerned about how the president is running our country.

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He was born in Conneticut but grew up in Texas. As for the initial post...

I am now going to proceed to proving your initial post. I'm not going to look TOO much like a dumbass, because it's not my country. I won't look these up.

1. Iran, Kuwait, erm...

2. Donald Rumsfeld

3. No idea.

4. No idea.

5. John McCain?

6. Ted Kennedy? Probably not. He is a senator though, and a democrat...

7. No idea,

8. No idea.

9. Kaboul

10. Allawi, don't know the first name

Wow... that made me realise my knowledge is weak. However, I'd tell you 95% of Americans don't know the answer to those questions, even less the actual functions of the positions. But I did it honestly, not looking one of them up.

I'd now like for some CONSERVATIVES to do it.

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wait a second, why the hell do i need to know these things? in no way, shape, or form will this knowledge change my everyday life. now on the other hand, if i were the president, i should know these facts. and being as Dub-ya is the president, he should know this stuff.

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You should know these things because it is your civil duty to make an educated decision when voting for our leadership.

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How do half of those facts have anything to do with who you should vote for int he election, most of us can not affect who the senate majority/minority leader is. Why wouldn't you put 10 questions that actually matter, I agree that it is your obligation as a citizen who votes to become educated. Why not have 10 questions like what is his Bush/Kerry stand on our budget crisis, (it's not really a crisis but you know it sucks) what do they want to do with our spread out armed forces while there are other threats in this world etc...

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come on, why do i need to know 1,9,& 10 ? really..why?

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munter, do you even know the answers to your questions. and, do those have anything to do with argueing which president would be better. i think not. the questions you're giving are just trying to make your opponent look uneducated so you might be able to call anything your oppenent says wrong. i don't like you already.

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1. The countries surrounding Iraq are mostly countries that support terrorism and wish to do us harm.

9. What happens in the capital of Afghanistan, Kabul, has great implications for the direction of American foreign policy considering NATO is engaged in direct military action there.

10. The fate of Iraq and possibly the whole Middle East lies in this man's hands.

'word up motha bitches'
 
I'm not asking complicated policy questions. These questions should be basic knowledge for all Americans.

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how many of you 'fuck kerry' people can answer those questions? I bet just as few of you can answer every one of those. Bush sucks, by the way.

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Those questions wouldn't get anyone ahead in a debate.

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Unless they were just taking cheap shots and saying 'oh they don't know that. don't trust anything they say. they're probably just making it up.'

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^^wow, you have size=18color=darkredALL/color/size the answers. you should run for president. oh wait, 17 year olds can't be president, nevermind.

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#4 is alan greenspan. but since the federal reserve is an autonomous organization with almost no ties to the federal goverment it doesn't have anything to do with the election. plus since greenspan has been there the chairman since like 1980 the odds of him being thrown out is very unlikely unless he chooses to step down. either way the decision of who becomes president has no effect on the fed.

question four has no relevence

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And I was going 'Fuck, I don't know 4'. Now I feel like an idiot. Anyways, you're right, that is pretty irrelevant.

1. What countries border Iraq? (If your going to bitch about it so much you should know where it is on a map)

Knowing what countries border Iraq isn't exactly the same as knowing where it lies on the map. I know where Russia is, too, but I couldn't tell you every country that borders it. Anyways, I'm going with Kuwait, Iran, Syria, Jordan, and Saudi Arabia. I probably forgot some. But hey, welcome back to grade 12 geography class.

By the way, can I just point out how disturbing it is that you've already labelled these countries 'dangerous terrorist harbours' and stated that they're likely to do the US harm? I guess they're next, then, huh? And then... THE WORLD! Wolfowitz finally achieves his ultimate life goal.

Seriously, stop giving into the fear tactics. If you really want to fight something threatening, donate to cancer research, or stop driving your car. There, your chances of dying have dropped significantly. Not the case with the war on an abstract idea...er, that is...terror.

2. Who is the Secretary of Defense?

My good buddy Rummy. He's so delightfully vicious...

3. Who is the Secretary of Commerce?

Donald Evans. And seriously, I don't expect the common person to know this shit.

4. Who is the Chair of the Federal Reserve?

As said above, Greenspan... I admit, I did not know.

5. Who is the Senate Majority Leader?

Can't remember. Not a well-known individual, though. I should know this, but his name escapes me.

6. Who is the Senate Minority Leader?

This one, I know. Even though I can't spell his name... but I'll try. Tom Dachle. (?)

7. Who is the Speaker of the House?

Gingrich! Oh, wait... never mind, I have no idea.

8. Who is the Attorney General?

Johnny 'The Antichrist' himself, Ashcroft. It's amazing that GW has managed to surround himself with the only people in the known universe who can make him look compassionate by comparison.

9. What is the capital of Afghanistan?

Kabul. What's the capital of Papua New Guinea? Or Mongolia? What the hell is this, geo 12 all over again?

10. Who is the intrim Prime Minister of Iraq?

Ayad Alawi.

So yeah, I didn't get all of them. Nor will I say Bush Sucks. I will, however, say that his administration has performed some of the most morally reproachable actions ever undertaken by a country claiming to be the world's 'Moral conscience'. I wouldn't even have such a huge problem with Bush himself if he'd just stop trying to be a sensation and left the gays and the third world countries alone. His administration, however... that needs a housecleaning.

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trent lott is senate majority leader right?

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I just looked it up, it's Bill Trist. And I know I've heard that before somewhere, too.

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bahahaha ullanbatuur (sp?) is mongolia's capital... thats about all i know hahahaha. i dont even know why i know that...

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I am impressed with J.D. That was a very eloquently written post. I bet the author didnt know half of those anyway.

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davidh, i love you for loving J.D. May, may I please bear your children, but yeah, i guess respect is give nwhere respect is due, J.D. does make some good posts, even though its only about politics, J.D> for Prime Minister, if only he actually was a cool guy and not an alcoholic.

 
^I'd take offense at the alcoholic joke, but I was on my 5th beer when I made that post last night.

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'They will then make claims without any kind of legitimacy or factual backing to them such as 'Bush lied about WMD's.' Which if he had done, he would have been impeached by now.'

Ok, the entire House of Representatives votes for or against a formal impeachment inquiry, needing only a simple majority (a single vote) for approval. After hearing all of the evidence and closing arguments of the proceedings, the Senate deliberates behind closed doors then votes in open session on whether to convict or acquit the President.

Being the intellectual you are, who then would impeach dubya? Exactly, no one. Furthermore, if the President is removed from office and is succeeded by the Vice President, the hopelessness of our current situation would only be exacerbated. So, eat shit.

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