Burma Shave

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DrX

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I came across a collection of old Burma Shave road-ads the other day.

I thought it would be fun to write a few Burma Shave-style ads about everyones favorite resort.

I will post a few to get it started.
 
Larry McGingerkid

Thinks his shit don't smell

But he'll spend eternity

Sucking cocks in Hell
 
Larry McGingerkid

At night, dresses up like a female

I know this because

I can STILL read his email
 
The Girdwood Rotary meets

Every wednesday night

You're welcome to attend,

As long as you're White

No Blacks, No Jews,

No Hispanics, and no one gay

Kind of looks like

The Girdwood KKK
 
Alyeska Executives

They like to swap wives

It must bring some happiness

To their meaningless lives
 
I axed Alyeska a question,

But I didn't hear back:

"You've got 600 employees,

and not one of them is Black?"
 
You checked for fake passes,

But you couldn't find none

Perhaps it's because

I warned them not to come?
 
Perhaps you are an idiot?

Perhaps you should never have been born?

But I know one thing for certain

Girl-on-girl action

Does not qualify as 'gay porn'
 
If you get caught with a fake season pass,

Here's just what to do:

Smile, give them the finger,

And tell them the Penguin sent you

Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt?
 
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