Broken wrist due to ski patrol.

[AndrewOze]

So last night i was doing my average park laps, and it was about 8:00 p.m. i was going down a dark trail to our chair lift, and there was a patrol toboggan standing up, like i said it was very dark, well i was going to the chairlift and right when i turned the corner, i heard a large crack and could barely move my wrist without it hurting very badly.

Has this ever happened to someone else? Thoughts?

 

[The_Polock]

Only when I smack one of those yellow coat bitches in da face!

 

[Huck_Norris]

Wait, so you skied into a big blaze orange toboggan that was stood up?

Sounds like you should blame your brain, eyes and general lack of ski skills but idk.

 

[Stainr]

fucking bastards. On my hill they can barley get down the black diamond let alone take somebody down on a sled. " fuck that

 

[CrotchKiller]

this haha op you sound like an idiot

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Op was under the influence of pot

 

[BROLF]

The chances of this having happened to someone else are very, very low

 

[ChillTeenDad420]

talked to a dude on the chairlift whose son was night skiing on mt hood, was mobbin down the mountain after dark with a headlamp and ran into an avalanche dog. broke his tibia and ankle. dog was fine

 

[snowpocalypse]

What, me being a dumb ass, then blaming others for my incompetence? Ya all the time.

 

[theabortionator]

It's too bad they don't come with warning labels. Every one of them should have a large sign next to it similar to this.

+ vibes OP

 

[MNjordanG]

lol

 

[galardogod]

Lol I don't think this has happened to me

 

[Miomo]

I always thought they were gaseous.

Thanks!

 

[_Jeffrey_]

Come on you must be blind. But on a side note i have ran into orange rope night skiing before.

 

[p-fo]

This makes so much more sense when I picture it happening at Ski Bowl.

 

[baaangthat]

mobbing in the dark with a headlamp is irresponsible

 

[The_Polock]

Is it still irresponsible if you be mobbing with a compass??

 

[c4t_l0ver]

OP and people like him are the reason there are unnecessary warning labels on everything these days.

 

[theabortionator]

 

[BLADEE]

Sounds like it was far more your fault than the fluorescent orange toboggan, but that's just Me.

 

[Mr.Huck]

Not sure why this thread made me think of this:

 

[GayWolf420]

lol ya gotta watch out for those giant orange sleds. they're real hard to miss.

 

[Troy.]

All that matters. Avy dogs > people

 

[Shredsterr]

Dude this one time I was fucking bookin down my mountain, it was my first run, obviously I had to ski hard and get a feel. Next thing I know, I hit a ski patrol guy fixing one of the snow blowers! Like what a fucking idiot! Totally his fault! Totally not mine at all!

-story structure of almost every ski patrol hate comment.

 

[Smuffy]

You should probably sue. If it's unlabeled, it was definitely their fault

 

[B.Aussie]

I don't know how you can blame ski patrol it was clearly all the sleds fault...

 

[TheGreenBastard]

i'm sure they had to put up a new slow sign for your dumbass OP, nice job noob

 

[GayWolf420]

or maybe he should use his eyes.

 

[Capurnicus]

OP, your post makes close to zero sense, but from what I can gather it sounds like it you're at fault. Maybe you could try to explain again, this time in English.

 

[AndrewOze]

It may have been more of my fault except it was pitch black and the sled was dark orange and wasn't florescent.

 

[Huck_Norris]

No really, it literally could not be any more your fault.

 

[DIX~]

I've totally hit a rope once, not normally a rope where it was and It was dumping and I was blastin with no goggles and yeah. Oops

 

[ohboy]

for real, how do you miss one of these?

 

[@mark]

I think I remember a sign when I was going up a lift somewhere a long time ago that said, "These mountains will be as cold and lonely tonight as they were 200 years ago. Don't ski alone!"

I suppose the new school version of that would add, "But if you want to be a moron and ski in the dark anyway, more than likely you will hit all sorts of natural and man made objects. So make sure you skip the narcissistic blame everyone else thing and accept responsibility for your bone-headed actions."

 

[Smuffy]

or naybe use his meter