Broken Ski Brake Cult

I broke 9 this year does that make me the broken brake ski club president?

Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
 
do you talk about how youbroke your ski brake in it? SOUNDS kEwL!

Enom Headwear.. If you're gonna ride twins, cover your head
 
OK, SO LIKE THIS ONE TIME I WAS ALL LIKE DOING A JUMP AND STUFF AND THEN I DID A 180 BUT I LANDED FUNNY AND THEN MY BRAKE CAME DOWN A LITTLE AND GOT ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF FUCKED AND IS WAS LIKE SOOOOOO SICK!!!!!121!!!!...but then i realized that it was just a brake and that since it was all different kinds of fucked that my day was ruined and braking brakes should not be bragged about because everyone and their mom can do it by landing wierd. ok that's my story...that and Nick Hopkins is a homosexual.

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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nig
 
Actualy i dont have reactor's and i have mangled 2 pairs of p series binding's and a shitload of brakes and one pair of reactor's but the new r12 lasted a whole day without any problem's .....

Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
 
I havn't broken any brakes, I need to push myself harder.

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'Duran Duran bought Armada, Armada bought Microsoft, Microsoft bought MSP and AOL, AOL owns Time4 which owns the MountainSportsMedia which owns SKi, Skiing and RIP Freeze... so Armada now owns McDonalds and Coke.
 
i did a 5, overotated popped my ski and bent my brake 90 degrees inward woooooooooooohooooooooo

Oh excellent,time for a sexy party!-Stewie Griffin

4frnt skis
 
i did the same thing that martok public did...5'd a table...landed a lil front seat...barely ejected..and bent my brakes to hell...i just bent them back and they were ok..but i dont really want to buy another set

 
i was thrwing misty 5s and sevens and every one i through when i landed i landed perfect but the toe piece kept brakeing off. after 3 pairs i went for the misty nine and broke the back off to and after this happend my local dealer wasnt to happy. and we called up line and this they said it was only happening in ohio.

 
that cant be good

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I reject reality and substitute my own

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