Britney has gone emo

[Badfish2]

BRITNEY Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang

herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to

frightened staff.



She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.

Spears's manic behaviour has concerned relatives who once again fear

for her safety, and has staff at the Promises Clinic in Malibu,

California struggling to cope.

The former chart-topper's troubles have been revealed in Britain's News Of the World, which broke the exclusive story.

Within days of her suicidal behaviour, Spears - who was in and out

of rehab before shaving her own head and later attacking a

photographer's car with an umbrella - was begging estranged husband

Kevin Federline not only for a reconciliation, but demanding she wanted

to soon have another baby.

The ordeal began when she terrified staff by writing the number of

the beast on her head and running around the clinic screaming, "I am

the anti-christ!"

"The clinic people just didn't know what to do," a friend claimed.

The pop star then tried to hang herself with a bedsheet was but was found before she could hurt herself.

 

[Nicholas.]

baahahah shes still trying to get attention even in the loony bin.

 

[beezey]

this stuff is bullshit, i know i dont like brittany either, but with the bed sheet thing, brittany isnt smart enough to yell anything about the anti-christ, she is just under alot of stress i think. Shes just too stupid to become suicidal

 

[Mat.]

The bitch is just jealous of all the coverage anna nicole smith is getting.

 

[Badfish2]

come on... you can't make this shit up

 

[KillerMonkey]

how come this isnt on the news or am i just not watching enough TV? Is there another source of this?

 

[slaydave]

post a link or something... i dont believe it..

 

[bigwhite.steeze]

i think i saw somethin like that in one of those "my mom had a threesome with bigfoot and an alien" magazines...i wouldnt believe it....

 

[Holte]

Britain's News of the World has indeed been known to report world news.

 

[mothaeast]

Hahahaha dumb bitch.

 

[DYFI]

This bitch is crazy. We need to realize shes old news, and move on. No one gives a shit anymore, its not like she does anything to get recognized.

 

[xAtticusx]

wow shes finally flipped. good maybe she'll succeed at killing herself.

 

[PagesHouse]

hahahahahaha

absolutely rediculous

 

[9o2mdkNamzz1_1]

thats so gay!

 

[Badfish2]

Hhaha.. I agree.

 

[Badfish2]

If true, she's gone waaay past 11

 

[charmander]

thats not emo that jsut psycho bitch talk

 

[unchyll]

we should all just pretend like she is really not even there so she can do all the crazy shit she wants and we dont have to hear about it

 

[ProducerXXX]

roflmaoz! i saw that somewhere..

 

[whattheshit]

this article is about as real as your kitten huffing thread.

 

[Lateralis]

haha shes gonna lose her kids and then she will have to pay kfed child support

 

[Badfish2]

Hey, MTV-UK is reporting it

 

[DUBIE]

she is the dumbest person alive

 

[freestyler540]

I thought Kevin would go crazy before spears. I wouldnt mind that would hang herself, the attention whorring would stop.

 

[ninjea]

bahahahaha, wow.

 

[skipillager]

there's never anything good about someone succeeding in suicide.

 

[Kornn101]

http://www.mtv.co.uk/channel/mtvuk/news/05032007/britney_im_the_antichrist

ah man this is fuckin awesome

 

[Tapes]

yeah i read about it today morning. what a dumb attention whore.

 

[SteezePatrol]

I noted the falcity of this article right around the time you started typoing words in the wrong order near the end

 

[french_fry]

British tabloids: toilet paper material, nothing else. It's all bullshit.

 

[Wis_Skier_23]

she proves buckcherry's crazy bitch song correct

 

[ZavierV]

i hope that ugly bitch dies....

 

[Corkster]

i think failing would be worse. if your so depressed with your life that you try to kill your self but fail. like holy shit your life is so shitty that you cant even kill yourself.