BRIGHTON SKI RESORT UTAH QUESTION?

I feel bad for this guy because I can just tell he has never met a woman who is interested in him, will never marry, never have kids, doesn't have any friends, and works the drive thru at a local fast food joint.
 
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noobswhacker/skifishbum? I knew that was you the second I read your first post. definitely one of my favorite members on here. dude just hates hard. all day, everyday.
 
You're right about the kids but by her choice

Do you go about your life 1 for 5??? thats a shiitty average bro actuallty if you count the furkid

you =0 4 5 =fail

no wonder you suck hell yeah I ski more than you and my musical taste also trump this shit

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yo pees in a fnnel you let me know if you download sumthin over 25 degrees or real music not canned musak
 
best thing about b right on is this cat my bro and 10 year tourin partners been hookin up the mo green grub nummies for longer than most of yo groms been skiin

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bro rips harder than J kutchie KUTCHIE KU ever has

on half the binder 4blow jobs in nine years aint shit BRO

Perhaps I'll see some of you tards tonight but I doubt you go to TGR premires

them granola eatin dentists suck and the NS movie is much better

oh waits a minute NS actually doesn't really do anything except a 3 ring circus of teentardation and make $$$ for bisher and mcmoonunit

perhaps some day it wil be more but don't count on it kiddies

have a good friday

Good Friday from Skifishbum on Vimeo.

/images/flash_video_placeholder.pngwatch out for the unexpected moving snow and stay on top

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luckily my bro did here after goin for the poi ride protoslutin for the slc proto shoot out a few seasons ago

 
^^^^ funny gif is gut bustin funniez nice

let me guess your older than 12 3/4 caude them tards can't figure it out

OBUMMER
 
See this is the secret of the internet. People think that 13 year olds are the worst... but in fact adults are by FAR way worse than the kids.

People in their late 30s and older didn't grow up with the internet as such a part of their life as younger people did...so they don't feel its as real.

Its unreal. If you want to see crazy hate on the internet go hang out with the old folks. I guess you can also just wait for one of 'em to come troll ya too.
 
the funny thin is bishy you haz no idea how many peeps i've hooked up irl.

Granted I was blessed to spend 12 years at a resort, which makes it easy to pull 1/2 pricers do ski mount/tune bro deals and TRIPS to the goods only multiple years of 100+ days brings.

Do you have any idea of how many doggie training vili burials I've done or the amount of $$$ wastchpowderskis and myself have donated to the freinds of the utah avalanche center?

say what you want but I have more bc and snow science skills than 99% here.

the fact that you don't give a shit about keepin young ns kids safe by having a bc forum or something where useful info could be found speaks hudgely to the fact that this is nothing but a circus to give you $$$

how much for an orange name these days

enough to fix your pos searchbar doubts it

so no i aint gonna take it cereal until it's irl

go ahead and ban me

ps why is it that the adults on tgr can function without mass green cybermommy moderation and your most resectful circus of shit needs to moderate the baby bejeebus out of things?

answer me that aDOLT brah man

ps I'm prety sure LJ knows I'm funnin him
 
no time for red name messages now skibums gots other things to do aside from make waves

without waves there is no surfin and the cycle of the oceans depend on them

not sure what

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but I DO HOPE NONE OF YOU NEED TO SEE THIS

unless it's a training thing

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get educated and stay safe
 
He is the 1%.

And do you really want kids thinking they know everything about avalanche safety because they read a forum.
 
FUCK YES THIS SHIT IS SO YMR GET IM BISHOP

DAT NU NU GUSY WIT IT NS REPPIN EC REPPIN RAILS FOR LIFE

YMR
 
hey, did you crop that helmet cam a bit so that we couldn't see your godawful pole plants and know how shitty of a skier you actually are?
 
This is all irrelevant because you're all skiers... at Brighton. It's not like any of you can hit Brighton's rails anyway... there's not booters onto them you silly skiers! I hear Park City has some great cheese wedges onto handrails planned for this year, you all should check it out!!!

All the best,

Brogan
 
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BWWAAAHHHHH

is what the chomp face killer thinks of your're NS circuses

although the spinny jibby hucky was either in cool iceland locals or at baldface with the phantom cam

but it WAS ABOUT SLAYIN BIG MOUNTAIN AK SHIT THAT SAGE RULES AT

Killer flick free granola

put that in your pipe and vape it
 
isnt it ironic how teejers always throw NSers under the bus for gargling pro dong despite their blatant gargling of pro dong? the funny thing is, there is a large amount of adolescents on this site that are at an acceptable age to worship pro athletes. how many 14 year olds talk about lebron james as much as NSers talk about tammy...a lot. grown men should not though. this guy now reminds me of the weird husband in Semi-Pro.

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I told my dog that but he said fuck you sage rules

yo jankawanker you do realize the good shit in wolvie is in the bcc

we ski it while you sit interlodged playin hide the janky sausages with your buttbunkbro

enjoy taHOE

does gmd stand for gay man desires?

nntiatwwi

 
there are a few words/terms i would very much like you to define, so i can get a better grasp on this strange dialect you have apparently created out of thin air. i would greatly appreciate your prompt explanation of the following terms:

unifried donut munchers

odd peaches the other twiggy piggies

fagasaga steezetard

jibbin cats

garglechu

six year old buffalo solider dog

poseuer

hace hongos brosephus

slarveability

pees in a fnnel

the mo green grub nummies

poi ride protoslutin

irl

buttbunkbro

nntiatwwi

your response would be greatly appreciated.
 
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I understand the building of a knowlegde base doesn't matter or much other than gettin the duckets

You must make enough to buy all the pokey cards

whose your fav?
 
This thread is great. I love how he always posts roger waters propaganda. Too bad Waters wouldnt be shit if it weren't for Gilmour.
 
^^ oh come on now kids...

there are better ways of dealing with a conflict ...

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fisticuffs or another manly duel ?

 
Neither would probably be shit without Syd for Mr.Barret was the early glue

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Initial release = mindblowing About face and since meh to the mother fuckin blah

WHAT HAZ YO DONE FOR ME LATELY?

p&c of h, rc and atd all rocked

david home countin cash or lost it?

Working on decoder app coming soon

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I was told to need to talk a look at this and I skipped over 80% of the stuff because it looks dumb.

Then I was talking with my friend who works and the Canyons and brought this up, he laughed and said "You know this guy". Long story short its this dude named Dan who use to work at snowbird and lives in Sandy. My old roommate worked with him a bit and and I guess met him at a party but dont remember.

He is a bad skier that think he is good enough to get sponsored, classic snowbird/alta dude who will cut you off in line because he is a "local".

Anyways carry on and maybe Dan will become more legible later on.
 
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