Breakup Sex

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strode

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yeah so you all know about how great makeup sex is and all but my ex (as of recently) called me the other night and said she needed the cock right there one last time. it was some of the greatest sex i've ever had, i got to rock that shit as hard as i wanted, and i even busted a nut on her face - something i NEVER could have done when we were together. anyone experienced this? i think i'm gonna break up with girls more often just to have more breakup sex

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
fuck that's wicked. I wish I got breakup sex when I got dumped.

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

'I can't type, I've been drinking' Nolan

Whistler Sucks
 
haha yeah, last year I got that, thing was, she was ringing up like every second day, didn't complain for a little while and then I was like fuck that, all good though.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

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@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
yeah, its great at first. but at least for me, after a while goes by and she still only wants your cock you begin to sour on the whole affair, and move on. but yeah, i did shit i never would have when we were dating. it just seemed ok, you know?

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
yah i don't think i'll milk it for more than one or two more times......her stingy ass would never swallow though so that might be something to look forward to for next time. of course it would probably be better to just find another girl that does swallow, but i think i would enjoy making her do it considering she hates it so much. damn i feel so evil right now

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
its fun to make them take it places they dont want then they end up liking it and dont want to waste a drop after, its great

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
did you know that swallowing actually helps prevent breast cancer, seriously it was on CNN, use that when they say no. Your just looking out for there health

sacrifice, to some its just a word, to others it is a code, what matters is the colony, he is willing to live for the colony, fight for the colony, die for the colony.

 
rm, yeah it was posted on here when it was out, and from there, my friend and i printed out a bunch of copies and posted it all over the dorms here. it was funny, and some guys said that it worked for them wiht their women.

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
too bad its a hoax

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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
i read that swallowing semen can actually help you lose weight due to the very little amount of protein in it, now here may be a little proof behind this, pornstars/sluts = skinny bitches, coincidence???

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
thats good logic to use against braindead girls. my ex has been askin to come over and get in my hot tub lately. sounds like breakup sex to me.

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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
I gotten break-up insults and slaps and... yeah... yeah thats about it, God damn

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Pat

Repin the CMP

'Emancipate yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can free our minds'

~Bob Marley~

 
haha, brilliance, brilliance!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
I'm a new ex girlfriend if that makes sense, and I dont want anything frm that cheating bastard...

Let's make like a tree and...bounce!
 
well if you want to have back stab cheater sex skeechic1357 then im your guy, where are you from and what time is good for you. Im in melbourne right now, allow 2 to 3 days for delievery

sacrifice, to some its just a word, to others it is a code, what matters is the colony, he is willing to live for the colony, fight for the colony, die for the colony.

 
CHECK THE NEW ICON, THANK YOU SOOO VERY MUCH!

'This one goes out to all the depressed women in the house.

Whether you taken the Prozac, the Zanax, or the Pax, or whatever the hell they put in the caps.

I want y'all to come up to the front of the stage, grab me a shot of something along the way.

Put a smile on the front of your head.'

i think i'm gonna break up with girls more often just to have more breakup sex-strode720
 
um, I'm pretty sure no one really cares about your new icon dude

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
no we dont cuz this is a sex thread, has nothing to do with icons

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
yeah so why dont you go make love to ur icon while we all think about girls and talk about sex LOSER!!!!!

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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
i think he meant to say signature, because his new signature does relate to the topic.

hey yo its three thousand thirty...
 
yeah he meant his sig, but i think he got the # in the guys name wrong, just thouht i'd add that gay and pointless observation

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Pat

Repin the CMP

'Emancipate yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can free our minds'

~Bob Marley~

 
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