Breaking up with over attached girls

hot_rod

hot_rod

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The title says it all... the girl I'm dating is insane and obsessive. i needed some help to break up with her, what better place to come than NS
 
So basically you'll want to locate a labyrinth. A cutlery shop must be located within the premises. Present to her a puzzle comprised of other puzzles (this will entitle you to anal intercourse). Whilst in the aforementioned act of intercourse you must urinate within her buttocks. As she lies in a pool of tears and blood you summon the minotaur to feast upon her worthless remains. Enjoy your pudding and being single
 
Tell her she's too "emotionally attached." Girls get mad as hell at that. She won't want anything to do with you.
 
vibes OP im in the same boat. ive been dating her for a couple years now but im suffocating in my relationship and im tired of never having time for me. let me know if you can figure out any good strategies.
 
I recently did the same thing. To give you and idea of how bad it was I said I was breaking up with her and she said no. You can't just fucking say no, It doesn't work that way.
 
1. Pack up her shit and throw in front yard.

2. Change locks.

3. Change cell number.

4. Go to the bar.

Its like pulling off a band-aid. Just do it quick and be done with it. Helps if youre a little sauced.
 
Buy her a bundle of roses and a card, in the card write "I will love you as long as these roses live." Now, I know some guys will put a fake rose in with the real ones so that the last rose never dies (aka I love you forever) BUT you do not put a fake rose in! Now when the last one starts to wilt you walk over to her, put the wilting rose in front of her with the card, turn around and leave.

BAM done! If the roses are living too long you can add salt to the water they're in, that should make them die off pretty quickly.
 
>over attached girlfriend>cheats on me

>fuck yeah

>wait what the fuck

but actually, just tell her she's too attached and needs to back off.
 
im in the same boat , like someone said before, its like pulling of a bandaid . quicker you do it the better , just means less pain, less drama, and overall dragging out relationships is unhealthy for both people. i plan on breaking up with her soon, ima not do anything crazy but just say the usual that works for me in the past " i love you, but i love you as a freind , and im sorry it took so long for me to realize that". i ll always love the chick, cool as fuck, just waaaay to attached. but ya like a bandaid, just rip it off and get her done , and youll be back looking for pussy in no time. JUST DONT GO BACK ! thats the worst. if you are truly done with her, then be done, like i said before better for both people .
 
Start doing the little things like... Leaving her a trail of rose petals to the dirty dishes. Or a treadmill.
 
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Could do it my way and be a dick for a long time, but I would suggest not being a pussy and just do it. Stop making excuses.
 
Get your friend to seduce and bang her when she is hammered, then get angry say she cheated on you ad double win. She looks like the bad guy and it was your idea all along
 
Her mom messages me over Facebook now and then

MORAL OF THE STORY

Don't date someone two years younger than you.
 
You: Has somebody been following you?

Her: No. Why?

You: I've been seeing lots of people behind your back.

Boom, broken up!
 
P.s this kid is 12
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seriously just flat out tell her that she is overly attached and that she is smothering you and you just cant do it anymore" boom easy done
 
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