Brain Surgery of the Bathroom

[Guard_Puma]

One of the more monotonously frustrating things of the day (perhaps life?): when you wash your hands in long sleeves, and they come flying back down your arms mid sudsy scrub. Can't push them back up (for fear of soap covered sleeves), and can't just rinse off freely (for fear of soaked sleeves). Finishing the washing process successfully after that point is a daunting task.

Anybody relate? What other super mundane problems put little challenges in your lives?

inb4 #firstworldproblems

 

[Randy_Quench]

I cant fit my dick in my pants, I gotta go commando to make room.

 

[theBearJew]

Poop splashes.

 

[Errl]

My toaster is too deep for my bagels so i have to use a fork (crane?) to get them out.

 

[Round-Four]

when i was 6 i took a shit in the bathtub

 

[Puns]

same I couldn't figure out why my dad was mad that he has to pick up my log

 

[Kebec]

my life ambitions are to be a brain surgeon

 

[steezbox]

What I really hate is when you go into a public bathroom, and lean against the sink to wash your hands. After you are done, you realize there was water running down the side of the sink area, and it looks like you pissed yourself. That bothers me.

 

[Spinoza]

old problem: when my penis touches the front of the bowl. has since been resolved via a piece of toilet paper draped over the front of the bowl, acting like a guard form the cold, wet ceramic

 

[Puns]

but when you piss yourself in the public washroom you have an excuse, so it's good and bad

 

[whoa-dere]

i hate when the water changes temperature when i take a shower

 

[Laurent.]

What I really can't stand is when someone has a better looking business card then me.

I'd happens very rarely but I will make sure to settle the matter personally.

 

[Stickity]

not knowing which way the door opens. having my shirt get pulled off with my hoody. butt lava.

 

[Blurst]

American psycho?

 

[CheddarJack]

I farted and it felt really good, but then my room reeked until I sprayed some fabreeze.

 

[Sno.]

This made me "dawww"

 

[TheStamos]

Most toilets are way to fucking small. I hate them like you wouldnt believe. If i just let it free fall its gonna hit the water or the inside of the toilet. And i cant just let it sit on the seat, fuck that. So i find myself having to manage my dick the whole time and instead of releaxing it becomes a godamn board game.

 

[AcidKneeDrop]

trying to take a piss into a toilet with a boner... i have to wait and loose my hard on, while holding in my piss

 

[deleted5]

2:19

 

[accualyisdolan]

This

 

[accualyisdolan]

Haha American psycho

 

[taylornicky]

Tip of the day: most business doors open towards the outside – in case of a fire.

 

[accualyisdolan]

That whole video was gold

 

[last_tango]

When you can't take a dump at home or the toilet will clog.

 

[WPoch]

loading screens. Fuck

 

[MilaKunis]

Nothing worse then trying to pee with a morning wood.

 

[bakedpow]

when you forget goggles or gloves going skiing

running out of gas

forgetting about a test

 

[Phil-X-]

so good.

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

Forgot my jacket at home. FUCK.

 

[_Garagely_]

After I have taken a piss and I realize I accidentally pissed all over my pants and underwear and onto the floor