Nah they're serious. It's not people I'm friends with. It's some of those idiots we all have in our life that I know aren't intelligent enough to be fucking with me. Let alone aren't close enough to me to do something like that. There's plenty of retards in the world. Go to a bookstore. There's a whole section on 2012 doomsday books written for the masses of sheeple that believe what the History Channel tells them.