Bouncier Trampoline

[JoeDaPro]

How can I make my trampoline bounce higher? +K for help!

 

[GnarNinja]

Pour a lot of water on it.

 

[Spagett+]

Put some sort of lubricant (preferably your own semen or a KY personal lubrication product) into every single spring.

 

[*ninja*]

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[shitpoop]

take out every other spring.

 

[theabortionator]

Buy new springs, get a better tramp.

 

[Petey.]

What does the water do?

 

[Otter.]

makes it bouncier

 

[theabortionator]

It makes it bounce different. Mine would be almost in 3 parts. You land and it bends a bit then snaps down, and then snaps back up. Kind of an awkward bounce in my opinion.

I would rather just have a good trampoline then realy on that or double bounces.

 

[kebbek]

buy better springs

 

[SFB]

get a jetpack you dumb dingo.

 

[MikeRonzitti]

I cross the really stretched out springs

 

[Steezy_P]

 

[SOSA69]

hahahahha oh my god funny shit ever

 

[coolflash8]

cut holes in it(if its a black bed) the reason white and green beds are so much bouncier is not because of the springs, its because they arent one solid sheet like black beds. the solid sheet pushes many many lbs of air which makes it go up slower therefore not pushing you as high into the air