Bored? This CVS product could change your life!

[Waketowake11]

Ever since I lost my job and got kicked out of my parents house I've been super bored. The other day I went into CVS and started looking around to see what I could do to spice things up abit. I found this shit called "Mouth Sore Gel, immediate pain relief". Without every reading the instructions I put like half the tube in my mouth. By far the best decision I've made in awhile! My mouth felt so numb, it was like a crazy head high! I've spent like 30 bucks on this shit since then. Everyone must go out and buy this stuff, you won't regret it!!

 

[DayMan]

troll or retard...?

 

[Scott0_robot0]

check you keyboard make sure there is no drool on your keys.

 

[KravtZ]

retard.

 

[SeanTom]

is it 2am? or are the shitty late night ads coming on earlier?

 

[Waketowake11]

it's actually 7pm dumbass, people really need to check this stuff out, it's lifechanging!

 

[TheClap.]

he went full

never go full

 

[Creator]

when my friend had a mouh infection he used this shit and told me it made him high buyt i didnt believe him haha

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

My sister told me this once hahahah she had a canker sore and put this stuff on it and she liked the way it felt so she kept doing it more and more hahahahah fucking weird.

 

[Saac]

hahah im assuming there is a huge puddle

 

[Peter.]

hahahahahaha i'm on my way to cvs

 

[JordanButtfart]

 

[Pow.yuHdig*]

try listerine

 

[YoungJeezy]

this aint a troll. i had this stuff when i got my wisdom teeth out and it was sweet

OP is legit but tongue biting side effects may occur

 

[Spinoza]

youre not supposed to say retard anymore, its offensive to some people

 

[Gypsy_Skier]

sean penn when full retard in sam-i-am..

 

[skithesprings]

that would be called herpes... my buddy thought he was just getting raped by ulcers and went to the doc to find out that he had the herple derple in his mouth... might want to get it checked

 

[Deluge]

No it isntt.. Silly spinozaa

 

[1337]

lol@obvious herpes

 

[theabortionator]

I could just do a fat rail of coke and get my whole face numb

I think I'll stick with that bro

 

[pinhead_larry]

Ya you might wanna make sure you still have a tongue.

 

[Waketowake11]

your icon is a picture of a hanger... I don't think your in any position to give advice "bro", blowtard. This shit is called Maximum Strength Mouth Sore Gel, Immediate Pain Relief Triple Medicated. It's amazing. Instant pain/stress relief, prob better than coke. If you don't like it...

 

[JIBpsy^^]

The bat took my jelly beans!!!!!

 

[coldcuts69]

tongues are for straight people

 

[2_fadez]

bought some orajel. we'll see how this goes

but there are benzo's in this so it might be possible....