Bored. home alone. help....me.....

[Algebra]

i fucked up my hamsrting and the rest of my family went skiing for the day. i am at a house with no friends, no weed, no cell service, shitty wifi, and my dog. what should i do?

 

[.frenchy]

Well.... You have a dog, get some peanut butter and spread that shit on your dick. See what your dog does.

 

[Big.L]

Got any peanut butter?

 

[Big.L]

Haha damn beat me to it

 

[TheHuggyBear]

yo you got nutella?

 

[Algebra]

... i should have known the dog comments would persue

 

[Lucas]

What you do is fapfapfap all day

 

[[evan]]

call up some friends. Tell them to bring you weed. Then, smoke that shit up. And obviously.

Fapfapfapfapfapfap

or the dog thing, but he might bite your dick off

 

[Algebra]

i have no cell service. basically im off the grid except for on the interwebz. and im like an hour from my home home. im literally in the middle of nowhere.

 

[HamFaceGirl]

FAP

 

[Algebra]

guys. i already fapped 16 times. my balls hurt. just cooked up some meatballs. who wants to play skate 3 on ps3?

 

[Captain_Slow]

NOT ENOUGH FAPPINGGGG!

 

[crazysincethe80s]

If you got like percs for your hamstring you could get real high off those

 

[Algebra]

we havent gone to the doctor yet cause it happened yesterday, but we talked to my parents friend who is a physical therapist and she said that if it still hurts really bad on sunday then we should go get it checked out. also, has anyone ever smoked nutmeg? good idea? bad idea? i feel like its a bad idea

 

[theBearJew]

pee in your butt

 

[feihlination]

http://www.cs.earlham.edu/~jimg/reading/bored.html

http://www.urban75.org/useless/bored.html

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

try it and let us know

 

[Algebra]

no. i just googled. it is really really bad for you i guess

 

[CluckaChuck]

I would be so down to play some skate 3 right now, but I came home drunk last weekend a broke my xbox

 

[kvan]

I hope you werent expecting to get a serious answer to this

 

[Algebra]

^ i was hoping to get myself a few good laughs and mabye one person would be kind enoough to suggest something

 

[Steeze_Minister]

go skiing... oh wait

 

[ForeverYung]

Train your dog to backflips

 

[[evan]]

just throw him up into the sky and hell do a quad

dogs are going to be aerials

 

[Tortid]

practice your jazz hands

 

[bjobe]

JERK IT

 

[Algebra]

JAZZ HANDS!!! done practicing

 

[AcidKneeDrop]

if i had ps3 i would play with you..... but ps3 is gay XBOX for life bitchesss

 

[teleRADo]

 

[GORILLA.]

lol this

 

[ORDEAL]

Add me on ps3 then youseff77

 

[JzD.]

Should have known 80% of the replies here

 

[ORDEAL]

Legit response:

Minecraft

Watch workaholics on netflix

Netflix

 

[Mormor_Olga]

Save this for 4chan

 

[Utard]

Show us a pic of your bum

 

[Kingdom]

Hey, my name is chan...but i know what you mean. ha

 

[.frenchy]

A peanut butter joke has to go on 4chan? What in the.

And your profile picture is the trollface...

 

[Larry.Lawnmower.]

I hope you're joking...

 

[PON3]

I think I have an idea.....

 

[Lavieille]

puzzles!!!!

 

[Lavieille]

if your hamstring isn't too bad then build a bombassdankass snow fort!!!

 

[maynaiseman]

I am also bored as fuck. And I feel like I should do something crazy because no one's home until 7. Fuck.

 

[Mr.Luke]

furiously masturbate

 

[saskskierftw]

this..

or fap..