Boner in Snowpants

[SnowMiser]

When you wear slimmer jeans, you can more easily hide your erected penis than if you were wearing sweatpants. Is the trend from baggy to skinny snowpants actually potentially saving us from embarassment?

¯\(°_o)/¯

 

[Blake.P]

Uhhh why are you getting boners in your snow pants?....

 

[Anathema]

get a boner, fuck a girl in the gondola, problem solved.

your dick is just going crazy because you're failing to pick up the sluts. get to work, homie.

 

[SnowMiser]

Ski bunnies breh

 

[Willgum]

I will never wear skinny snowpants, just embrace my boner

 

[Handy_helper]

This is the most retarded thread

 

[werd.]

this thread is just an excuse to make it seem like you have a big dick. Wear compression shorts and there's no fucking way people will notice it with snowpants

 

[Lick]

What actually sucks is when you're on your way to the hill and you're getting excited, so you have to shit and then you hold it all day. then you're at that point where you need to shit all day but you can't and then you get a boner

 

[Lick]

Holy fuck I just realized that @th1337 means athlete.. what am i doing

 

[Spagett+]

Haha i didnt know that either.

woah

 

[YourMomsCouch]

Wait. What? Is this an actual thing? Does this actually happen?

 

[-WZ-]

Yes.

 

[daannnnieel]

what the fuck are you talking about.

 

[grapejuice3000+]

do not listen to gato. i have experienced this many, many times.

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

he probably wants to see your boner

 

[grapejuice3000+]

Don't listen to gato, he just thinks that i follow him when its a factual reality that i am going to come across some of his posts on this website we both frequent.

 

[gotti]

I mean yeah. You can't shit with a boner.

 

[Chinchi]

Your thread title made me laugh....good job

 

[Mama.]

You obviously need to find a girl who skis and will help you deal with the problem promptly.

 

[hot.pocket]

Ski in skinny jeans = no problem.

inb4 LOL YOUR PANTS MUST GET SO WET.

 

[Peachbutt]

Woah

 

[walterson]

are you new or something?

 

[El_Barto.]

wtf did i just read?

 

[Chron_Rabbit]

wanna know how I know you're twelve?

 

[YourMomsCouch]

the logic is sound

 

[Backyard.Skier]

anathema dropping knowledge

 

[Sno.]

it seems I've been slacking

 

[MNS]

I got a boner once on the lift. Was sitting with a hot girl and we were talking about sexy stuff,

You know,

The usual..

Anyways best thing to do is tuck it along your thigh and savor the warmth it puts off

 

[HungryHypocrite]

If you get a boner actually IN the snow pants, you are wearing them too high.

 

[Wallisch_pl]

our love for snow...duhhh

 

[pj21]

are we brothers

 

[Jane6]

Who doesnt?

 

[pmw]

Ight mama you and i are skiing together

 

[LoathesRaisins]

Why the hell is this even a thread?

 

[Mr.Sloth]

 

[Mama.]

I ain't gonna ski anywhere near where you are, so that might not work.

 

[danbrown]

this. waist always goes below hammer level

 

[act.resist]

when i get boners i just push them back inside...

 

[Parrish]

When I drop into a line of fresh Montana tree pow, I definitely acquire a raging erection

 

[JWoods]

I only ski with a boner

 

[_IRRELEVANT_]

If you wear a tall t there is no problem

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

Nah just let it exist in its full glory

 

[elcheapo]

The cold are has an adverse effect but sweat pants can be more of an issue in my opinion.

 

[SnowMiser]

7 years wiild bump

 

[iced]

7 years wiild bump

damn i hope you are still rocking a champion skier boner without any of that viagra

 

[ChadThundercock]

This is the stupidest fucking thread

 

[BobbyHollander]

If u got a boner, get it sucked.

This is the stupidest fucking thread

 

[galardogod]

Sometimes I do a trick called the boner butter

 

[_IRRELEVANT_]

Sometimes I do a trick called the boner butter

Or would that be a tripod

 

[SnowMiser]

harder than ever

driptoohard.mp3

 

[fries]

I am happy I could deal with that using levitra uten resept. I can have great sex whenever I want to

**This post was edited on Mar 26th 2020 at 11:59:10am

Yo what the fuck? Is that the name of your magical penis spell or something?

Great first post bro. You're destined for greatness on this site.