bogner suits and old men

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heavymetalwinner

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okay one day I was skiing my local resort and this i was just doing a casual groomer after leaving the park to get down to the chair. anyways because of wearing twin tips skis, you get some spray up off the back of your skis right. anyways I skiied by this old man in a bogner one peice, and I accidently got a bit of snow on him. this was totally by accident, and the amount of snow one him was not even noticable except for a bit on his googles. anyways wqhen I got to the bottom of the hill and got in line for the chair. this old guy pulled up to the line right behind me with his buddy. they both started talking about how new school skiers suck and that they were gonna beat me up and then started to step on the backs of my skis for no reason. i didn't do anything back to him, cuz i was only like 5 people from the chair. anyways i got on the chair and I thought it was all over. Little did I know when I got to the top of the hill they two guys started mimicing me and harrasing some more. At this point I was super pissed. so I skied down to the park entrance. the bastards followed me and started talkin real loud ot eachother that they were gonna get me. At this point I was pissed so I turned around and poked the guy in the balls with my pole. not hard just a light tap. he fell over like the guy in the simpsons that gets hit in the nuts with a football. I skiied my park run and continued to the bottom and when I was getting bakc on the chair I got pulled aside by the hill patrol. they took me over to this guy and he was CRYING. he had actual tear stains on his cheeks. the hill patrol told me the guys story and when I said mine he didn't believe these to guys would harras me and pulled my day pass. old men lick choda. they are all abunch of whiney bastards. anyone else got old skier men stories please share.

 
oh shit, the bagtag! so this one older lady like two years ago comes up behind me and i have my twins on. she says: 'Oh! are you using those for ballet?' with no trace of sarcasm anywhere!!!!!

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those damn old skiers that are pricks... this one guy gave me shit when i was in the park cause he thought it was dumb and its not stuff like that so i go off and try to prove my point and shit, then i pulled a switch 7 to show his ass, and when i got to the bottom he started going off ho the tricks were stupid and anybod could do them... he was wearing an old neon orange one piece and old strait k2's and thought he was mister arrogant skier... i should stop talkin

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one time i saw stein erickson up at deer valley, bombed right past his ass imitating his style. pff bastard.

 
one time, me and my snowboarder friend were in a lift line and these old women behind us were like 'those damn snowboarders mess up our trails and get in the way' and i was like 'how to they get in the way anymore than skiers' and she said 'because they all suck so theyre always in the way, they shouldnt be allowed on the mountain' and then i said, 'actually they dont all suck, a lot of em are very good, like my friend' and she says 'i know theres some good ones, but theres beginners that get in the way' and i was like 'so you dont like them because there are some snowboarder beginners? what about skiers, some of them are beginners?' and she was all pissed and stopped paying attention to me

that was long

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i woulda been like, o and i suppose ur some kinda ski goddess, and she woulda been like yea cock gobbler, and i woulda been all like, lets go biatch the shits on now

 
Well, where i ski, most snowboarders sit in the middle of the hill. Actually ALL of them do, and they just sit anywhere. You hafta dodge them and shit, so i hate all poserboarders. Now instead of dodging them, we 'accidently' spray them hardcore or wail them across the face with our poles.

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