Board Slamming

[r00kie]

Why do snowboarders stomp their board down in the lift line making a loud slamming noise? I swear once one person does it three more do it. Is this some sort of mating call or secret language? Boarders of ns, let me know. I have questions.

 

[MichiganCatFart]

 

[ASSholebomber22]

Why do snowboarders stomp their board down in the lift line making a loud slamming noise? I swear once one person does it three more do it. Is this some sort of mating call or secret language? Boarders of ns, let me know. I have questions.

idk but it's the most annoying shit in the world when they do it and they clip your tails in line.

 

[profa_212]

As a partial boarder here....it gets the snow off your board so all the babes can see your sick graphics

Once one sends out the mating call, you simply can not be called beta like that in front of the babes, you must then slap your board harder and louder in order to assert dominance.....the trend continues until all the boarders tire out and one reigns supreme. Thus ensuring a successful mating season

 

[270on420out]

You ever smack the tail of your skis off the ground real quick to get the snow off? Same purpose.

 

[GayWolf420]

They slap their boards in the line so that they can go and slap our girlfriends asses in bed later :/

 

[elcheapo]

The first time I heard that happen I thought someone lit off an m-80 or something, kind of a buzz kill tbh

 

[jompcock]

It's a way of calling for a challenge to fight. If you hear that sound, you better be ready to throw hands

 

[MiIfHunter]

They slap their boards in the line so that they can go and slap our girlfriends asses in bed later :/

Like Rocco does ?

 

[nkwillie]

Whenever boarders do that I slap my ski on the ground repeatedly to show how dumb it looks

 

[iFlip]

Whenever boarders do that I slap my ski on the ground repeatedly to show how dumb it looks

Your ski? You ride a mono ski?

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

Goddamn, this shit is always the worst when u zone out working the bottom of a lift

 

[nkwillie]

Your ski? You ride a mono ski?

Unfortunately my doctor said that I am not cool enough

 

[Butterytips69]

They slap their boards in the line so that they can go and slap our girlfriends asses in bed later :/

Like anyone one this website has a girlfriend

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

As a partial boarder here....it gets the snow off your board so all the babes can see your sick graphics

Once one sends out the mating call, you simply can not be called beta like that in front of the babes, you must then slap your board harder and louder in order to assert dominance.....the trend continues until all the boarders tire out and one reigns supreme. Thus ensuring a successful mating season

This reminds me of walking with dinosaurs.

 

[muffMan.]

Haha yeah *laughs nervously cause I ski and do it*

Whenever boarders do that I slap my ski on the ground repeatedly to show how dumb it looks

 

[nkwillie]

Haha yeah *laughs nervously cause I ski and do it*

To be completely honest, I do it too but *quietly* because it doesn’t take nearly as much effort as boarders make it seem

 

[SammyDubz]

Broad slamming

 

[Vitiligo]

It does get annoying but at the same time I get it cause it gets snow off their board and if they have a lot of snow on them the board is heavier to hold up while going up the lift

 

[OregonDead]

fucking degenerates

 

[BonusNo413]

As a partial boarder here....it gets the snow off your board so all the babes can see your sick graphics

Once one sends out the mating call, you simply can not be called beta like that in front of the babes, you must then slap your board harder and louder in order to assert dominance.....the trend continues until all the boarders tire out and one reigns supreme. Thus ensuring a successful mating season

lmao

 

[WoFIowz]

idk but it's the most annoying shit in the world when they do it and they clip your tails in line.

100% like bitch my single ski is worth your entire board setup. I will destroy you.

 

[msg]

This guy definitely does it so the ladies know what he’s all about