Blunt Problems

Radda

Radda

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Whats good fam, it's your boy ebola. so me and my friend were chilling and he rolled up a swisher, but he didnt seal both sides before rolling so it was really flaky fucked up. I dont know why i let him roll but i wont make that mistake again. Whatever the case is, the thing burned weird as fuck and i think that it gave me chest problems. is it possible for a blunt to be rolled so poorly it gives you a chest cold?
 
the problem likely stems from your friends saliva. you see, when rolling a blunt, saliva is essential in keeping the seam shut and the blunt "wrap" from flaking apart. a lack of adhesion between the two edges can be contributed to an absence of a salivary enzyme known as e. motus-deryon. the adhesive qualities of e.motus-deryon are not entirely unrelated to its bacterial culture growth inhibitors. an individual with salivary glands incapable of producing e. motus-deryon would have adapted over his life to produce similar enzymes in larger quantities in order to control microbial growth in his mouth and stomach. however, when this enzyme is smoked and inhaled into the lungs of an individual who has not adapted to a lack of e.motus-deryon, it forces me to admit I have no idea what I'm talking about and I just made all of this up.
 
13229791:yuck said:
the problem likely stems from your friends saliva. you see, when rolling a blunt, saliva is essential in keeping the seam shut and the blunt "wrap" from flaking apart. a lack of adhesion between the two edges can be contributed to an absence of a salivary enzyme known as e. motus-deryon. the adhesive qualities of e.motus-deryon are not entirely unrelated to its bacterial culture growth inhibitors. an individual with salivary glands incapable of producing e. motus-deryon would have adapted over his life to produce similar enzymes in larger quantities in order to control microbial growth in his mouth and stomach. however, when this enzyme is smoked and inhaled into the lungs of an individual who has not adapted to a lack of e.motus-deryon, it forces me to admit I have no idea what I'm talking about and I just made all of this up.
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I agree.
 
13229791:yuck said:
the problem likely stems from your friends saliva. you see, when rolling a blunt, saliva is essential in keeping the seam shut and the blunt "wrap" from flaking apart. a lack of adhesion between the two edges can be contributed to an absence of a salivary enzyme known as e. motus-deryon. the adhesive qualities of e.motus-deryon are not entirely unrelated to its bacterial culture growth inhibitors. an individual with salivary glands incapable of producing e. motus-deryon would have adapted over his life to produce similar enzymes in larger quantities in order to control microbial growth in his mouth and stomach. however, when this enzyme is smoked and inhaled into the lungs of an individual who has not adapted to a lack of e.motus-deryon, it forces me to admit I have no idea what I'm talking about and I just made all of this up.
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I thought you were going somewhere. god damnit
 
13229791:yuck said:
the problem likely stems from your friends saliva. you see, when rolling a blunt, saliva is essential in keeping the seam shut and the blunt "wrap" from flaking apart. a lack of adhesion between the two edges can be contributed to an absence of a salivary enzyme known as e. motus-deryon. the adhesive qualities of e.motus-deryon are not entirely unrelated to its bacterial culture growth inhibitors. an individual with salivary glands incapable of producing e. motus-deryon would have adapted over his life to produce similar enzymes in larger quantities in order to control microbial growth in his mouth and stomach. however, when this enzyme is smoked and inhaled into the lungs of an individual who has not adapted to a lack of e.motus-deryon, it forces me to admit I have no idea what I'm talking about and I just made all of this up.
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Well holy fuck, this is last response I expected in this thread.
 
I have not experienced your problem as I don't smoke blunts but if you can smoke your own just fine, my advise is to role your own
 
13229912:theabortionator said:
Learn to roll a proper blunt. Roll something with a nice outerleaf. Toss a crutch in there and then go to town.
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Nonononono

Crutches are for J's. A properly rolled blunt should maintain the convex shape of the tip of the blunt wrap and be tight enough to not necessitate a crutch.
 
13229958:Thizzle. said:
Nonononono

Crutches are for J's. A properly rolled blunt should maintain the convex shape of the tip of the blunt wrap and be tight enough to not necessitate a crutch.
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I didn't use to roll them in for personals but now do in big groups. Unless I'm confident that the people can handle smoking it which you should never assume. People do weird shit with their mouths. With some weed too tight is too tight. I'd rather roll it as tight as I want it and have the crutch in there to make things all good.

So not saying it's needed but I prefer it. Yolo.
 
13229958:Thizzle. said:
Nonononono

Crutches are for J's. A properly rolled blunt should maintain the convex shape of the tip of the blunt wrap and be tight enough to not necessitate a crutch.
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I don't normally smoke blunts, but when i do, i use a crutch.

Blunts can get messy, crutches help keep all that gooey blunt residue out of yo grill. Makes for a much chyller 420 blaze sesh.
 
why the fuck would you put a filter in an L? and what kind like the wooden filter that comes with black and milds or like a joint filter
 
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