blind date
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Lateralis
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my friend met some girl froom the same town on icq and they decided to do something togther,so she went over and when he answered the door,it was some big fat ass chick,she was super nasty,its funny cuz his dad still makes fun of him for it too,its hilarious
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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo
'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
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Ds91260
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hahahahahahaha
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis
'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis
'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek
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you want to go on a date with me? i am flattered.
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Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.
mariberries
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oh don't worry. and even if you aren't remotely attracted to her, just have fun. that's the point, isn't it?
premium quality!!
~marian
premium quality!!
~marian
thegreyarea
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haha you got hooked up w/lempke's mom!!!
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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311
from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311
from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
thegreyarea
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or a fat girl..oh wait same thing
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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311
from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311
from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
fat girls are sooo hot. they give good head.
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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.
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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.
hUcKbUnNi3
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i think a blind date would be fun...