Black People...

Best I ever heard?

One of my roommates is a doctor and this chick came in who's name was... Ready for it???

La-a

Pronounced "Ladasha"... The motherfuckers pronounced the dash as "dash" . I mean come the fuck on, how bad do you want your daughter's name to be slaughtered every time someone ready it???

That said, I DO love black people names. They are way more interesting than white poeple names like mine. I mean, Matt??? Yeah real creative, mom. One syllable people associate with wiping their feet. Kick ass!
 
I met someone once whos name was Shithead, pronounced Sheh-th-eed. Someone had to be on a lot of drugs when they named there child.
 
When I was volunteering in the local hospital this big black woman came in with her entourage.She had accidentally smacked the kid with her (fake) louis vuitton bag and crushed his eye socked.

The brilliant part came when I had to write down the name:

Precious Gucci (and some strange last name)

I could barely contain my laughter.

And this was a boy.
 
they like "name cunvention aint got shit on us".

i mean, obviously, i am not involved too much in the american culture, but from watching the NFL, i know some funny ones.

D'Brickashaw Montgomery Ferguson (thought it was funny that his second name is montgomery), already mentioned but spelled wrong

what i like is how they emphasize letters in the middle of the names, like

DeAngelo Williams

NaVorro Bowman

(although both of them are awesome names and players)

Dashon Goldson

Lavont David

Captain Munnerlyn is also a badass name

 
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This bitch I went to school with before I moved was named "Queen Of Washington" that's right her middle name was fucking "of". Though I shouldn't hate to much because my best friend growing up and to this day is Native American and his first name is Twin Rainbows.
 
Sigh of relief, its just bad jokes, i thought this thread was going to be a massive shitstorm like the Islam one
 
Who the fuck names their kid jizza. I guess he's a rapper. That's the worst name ever. Why would you want to be named after jizz.
 
Ill try and find a roster with her name in it Im Pretty sure its spelled enternet but when we were doing role call she said internet
 
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