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Okay so tonight is my junior prom and i WAS all excited an shit. im takin a girl who i have been hookin up with and nothin more but i figure it should be a good time. so heres the story

im drivin her home this afternoon and her phone rang. she answered and she was like bye love you and i was like was that yo mom. and she said no it was my BOYFRIEND! i was like what the fuck! she spilled her guts to me and was like oh im soo sorry i didnt tell you but weve been together for 6 mnths. (ive been pokin her for 4) i was pissed off to say the least. so idk whtat to do i leave in like an hour and ill give an update tomorrow but im madd
 
shittttttt son. our prom is tonight too...but uh that girl is a fucking ______ (exchange any demeaning word to bitches there).

my buddy ended up not going with his date cause they got in a fight over him drinking vodka they split the cost for...so he payed her double it and she still bitched. she spent $500 on a dress, and now isn't using it. it's hilarious.
 
I mean, you said you'd been hooking up with her "and nothing more." I'm assuming that 'nothing more' means no feelings involved, and you've been getting your dick wet for the past four months, why should you complain?

I suppose it's fucked up she never told you about him, but I also don't get how you haven't figured this out sooner.

 
well i know im kinda slow. but she didnt tell anyone i mean anyone! like i found out before her best friend. i called up her best friend and she was like since when did she have a bf. the kids from a different town but idk i just find it rediclous cuz i never would have done anytihng with her if i kenw she had a bf cuz it makes me seem like the ass. i wouldnt have asked her if i knew either
 
Yeah man, I mean I guess I could see if the boyfriend lived in another town and she kept it mad quiet like you said...I guess I would've been pretty pissed off too if she hadn't told me and it had been going on for four months. Maybe she was really enjoying it and didn't want to turn you off early? It was just a shitty time for her to spill the beans, being the night of junior prom and all.
 
Maybe you were not sending her the right message, you must have shown her friendship but not affection. She my have never picked it up either.

Dont ever reduce women to object of lower value, no matter what fashion tells you, you have to respect them, or you be loving with your left hand for a long time.
 
why it isn't this dude's fault it's the girls i would honestly jsut say you're a fucking bitch and just never talk to that bitch again...
 


Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. So true.

"Pink Song" via Urban Dictionary

Withdraw so fast (from the back side and often times without

lubrication) that what is pulled out looks like a rolled up pink sock.

Also known as an inverted starfish.

Dude,

the donkey punch didn't knock her out like you said it would; instead

she bucked me off so hard that she she gave herself a "pink sock."

Apparently a real condition....haha
 
dude, its pussy.. just keep fuckin' it and gettin dome time, who gives a shit about this other guy?? what if he's a fucking chadbrochill clown??

if he were gettin things done i doubt she'd be fuckin you so maybe you just shouldn't care..
 
UPDATE: so im at my buddies house and we just got back and i must say it wasnt to bad. we kinda ditched each other, it was funny though cuz she was dancing with our class playa and he was grabbin all on her and shit like im takin basiclly fingering her. and afterward she was like hey come with me to this party and i said no cuz they party would have sucked so i dropped her off and now im smokin doobies with some chill kids. so it didnt turn out so bad but it was still a shitty move on her part.
 
boyfriend bomb May 9

When a female you are interested in casually reveals that she has a boyfriend (intentionally or otherwise).

I was about to ask her out but then she dropped the boyfriend bomb.

But seriously dude, that really sucks. Really a shitty move from her...

 
wow thats so fucked up i dont get why people do that shit and can actually not feel that guilty about it.... fuck this bitch
 
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