BITCH AND MOAN

feezy

Active member
1. Harvey put my posts back to 400, when I should have 800.

2. Sprained my thumb 2 days into a five day trip, could bare hold my pole.

3. Went to the tahoe games but missed the guys at the LINE booth, NO STENCILS!!!

Feel free to follow suit, try to add a skiing gripe in there though.

Quote of the week:Yeah, thanks Jodi's mom, for the blowjob... I always give in when she busts out the Werther's Originals!

 
1. got my pass taken for the year if not forever.

2. in debt $3000.

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
1. I have a 600 page novel to read for tomorrow.

2. I have three term papers due in the next week and a half.

3. I have something like 450 pages of history and phil readings to get to this week, and they're extremely obscure (14th century, what do you expect)

4. I Have 3 midterms this week, and not enough time to study thanks to the reading and essays.

5. I finally went on my big ski trip to Baker, and my skis broke within 15 minutes.

6. That's the third pair I've broken this season.

7. Because of the aforementioned, and several other things, I have no money.

8. Because I have no money, I can't pay tuition, and will have to drop out of school unless I get good enough marks to get scholarships.

9. I can't get good enough marks to get scholarships because of item #4, above.

There's a small sample of my problems. Don't even get me STARTED on my personal life (not that you could, it's nobody on here's business).

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
 
the fact that people like you are alive and like to waste our time, go kill yourself

HEY GO HIT THOSE ROCKS TOGETHER AND TRY AND MAKE FIRE
 
^^ i think we have a winner

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
JD insted of surfing NS why don't you go study for your midterms and maybe you'll get good enough grades to get that scholarship?

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
^^ i think we have a winner

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
Because I'm in class as I'm on here, 4skizzle...and amazingly, I am multitasking. Working on french. Once I get out I'm reading that novel. No life...

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
 
broke both the bones in my arm all the way through

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the skis look like joints cuz they smoke the competition -crystalneedsapark

east coast
 
^haha gascap

1) have to write a whole bunch of pages in some lame short story about family

2) May not go skiing any more this year, only a few times

3) Stupid girls are annoying

4) Guy friend is being a dickhead

5) Winter track is over so that means no more hanging out with cool people

jibba jabba
 
1) my knee is still swollen from about 5 days ago, swelling hasn't gone down and it hurts. dunno what i did

2) my finger is all mangled still, dunno how. went to three doctors and none of them know what's wrong. atleast it doesn't hurt.

3) my toe is all fucked up, dunno how i did that either

4) my shin has a bruise covering almost the entire thing

i like this thread

 
my hip has to get drained from a rail injury, im not looking forward to some dude sticking a big old needle in a region dangerously close to my ass

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Pat

Repin the CMP

'Emancipate yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can free our minds'

~Bob Marley~

 
I lost my left nut

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
hahaha^

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Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.

 
1. i have no money

2. i cannot afford to buy myself food

3. i am hungry

4. i applied for a new credit card so i can buy a new pair of bindings instead of food

5. i live with two douche bag room mates

6. i have 120 hours of community service to do

7. my x-girlfriend keeps begging me to have sex with her and i don't want to but i still do

8. all i want to do is get drunk but i have to read/write papers/work every night and just end up drinking anyway

9. my neck hurts

10. the nuggets game is on tv in an hour and i have to go to work

11. i wish i had a sack of weed and i don't

 
1. i also have to get my hip drained

2. i just drank my last pepsi (god damn it)

3. my little brother ate all my cookies

4. and i have calculus home work

Titanya: But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drink!

Duff Man: Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
 
1. I somehow tweaked my left arm, so i cant lift very much weight with it, or lift it above my head.

2. when i lay down, i cant get up without falling off the bed, because i hit my chest on the knuckle of a kink-rail, and it huts to prop myself up

3. I have no money, and i need to get a laptop for college

4. i'm editing a video of a trip i took last year with some friends, and my dumbass friend/'co-producer' thinks a video can be edited overnight, so i keep gettin bitched at allnight

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Reppin Line, 603 and New Hampshire

skates for sale- Custom USDs with Senate Liners, and Ground Control Frames

'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'
 
1. I somehow tweaked my left arm, so i cant lift very much weight with it, or lift it above my head.

2. when i lay down, i cant get up without falling off the bed, because i hit my chest on the knuckle of a kink-rail, and it huts to prop myself up

3. I have no money, and i need to get a laptop for college

4. i'm editing a video of a trip i took last year with some friends, and my dumbass friend/'co-producer' thinks a video can be edited overnight, so i keep gettin bitched at allnight

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Reppin Line, 603 and New Hampshire

skates for sale- Custom USDs with Senate Liners, and Ground Control Frames

'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'
 
1. got concussion

2. sprained finger

3. big comp is coming up (stress)

4. bindings suck

5. skis suck

6. have no girl

7. school sux

8. snow is melting

9. our mountain has no park

10. coat is 2 small

11. pants are ripin up

12. i have to much hw every nite

13. i dont have any ski movies

14. i have to duct tape my gloves

15. i hate my helmet

16. dont have a good yard for skiing

17. dont have metal rails

thats about it

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drop cliffs not bombs
 
^that's the worst list ever

I am $26000 in debt and not 20 yet

As of right now, I have $5 to my name(after my rent is paid in a couple days), and a car with no gas

and for fun, the palm tree in my living room is dying

 
^^ concured.

Umm... I don't really have anything to bitch about except for:

- I live in Van Nuys, California

- I have to get up at 5:30am everyday

- California is the most expensive place to live

- Gas is getting jacked up once again

- Bush is president

- I've had no time to ski this season

'I bought an antfarm once. Them fellers didn't grow shit'.
 
Its my own stupidity.

I fucked up on a jump, then was frustrated and smoked my ski with my pole, broke the most trivial but essential piece on my bindings. Toasted.

 
im dating jd and that cheap bastard has no time for me anymore with all of his goddamn homework. plus he stole my skis now that he broke his.

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
paying tuition

My landlord is fucking me over and basically trying to steal my money

I'm failing every single one of my classes

I have a blown ACL

The surgery wait list is up to a minimum of five months

I have no prospects for a summer job

I may have to move back to Toronto, AKA hell on earth

JD still wins though.

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
 
Damn.....My life is cake compared to all you guys. My only complaint is that I can only ski six...not seven....days a week.

Look... A mountain RAM. Staring contest. Me and you. You don't even blink do you? You win. You always do. Goulet.

 
- the snow is melting

- i only get to ski 4-5 days a week

- i have a job and usualy have to work on the weekend

i dont have too many problems

Go bears presented by Bank One!!
 
bad cold caughing up mucus in colors i didnt know mucus came in

i reinjure my thumb every time i ski

i reinjure my other thumb every time i ski

got my stuff stolen by a fellow employee out of the employee closet

teach fat little special ed 5 year olds who cant even walk how to ski just to get a free pass

i got to college in philadelphia where the closest mountain is blue mtn or bear creek

college = no money whatsoever for the next 10 years

 
RIP... cry me a friggin river... ski only 4-5 days a week!? you gotta be kidding me, i work and have class so much im lucky if i ski once every two weeks... and i thought i had it easy...

~Live to Ryde, Ryde to live~
 
1.my car broke again

2.i ate shit off a thirty footer onto my face in a comp

3.my gf lives 3 hours away

4.i have a ton of papers and midterms in the next week

5.some idiots broke the tv and now we only get 10 channels, all crappy cable like court tv, the dvd and nintendo don't work either

 
wow before reading this topic i was actually in a good mood, now im kinda depressed thanks to all you people with so many problems... check yourselves quit bitchin and fix your problems

 
1. Broke my rib within the first 2 hours of my first day skiing this year.

2. A month after that healed, I broke my rib.

3. My bindings broke.

4. I'm sick of my old powairs.

5. Im grounded for another week, after being grounded for 5 previous weeks.

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Broken collarbones are so awesome.

Steeze-E-O's

'Skier Tested, Mother Approved'

Its simply what we eat.
 
shit some of you guys have some really shitty problems!! try being the only girl living with 3 dickhead guys that get a kick out of making my life hell and only getting to go home evry 5 months or so cos you go to skool in another country. also i havnt been home to australia where im originally from for like 2 and a bit years. got no money, shit loads of work, gotta finish my photography coursework in like 2 weeks, but dont have enough photos and dont have enough time to get to the park with good enough riders to shoot. skis were stolen the other day. frost bite on toes. havnt seen any of my friends for about 6 or seven months.

those are quite lame compared to some of the shit you guys are going throgh!!

 
my grandma told me i was going to hell.

“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
 
^Don't worry, she's goin' first.

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
 
-spent $2100 on my car in 6 weeks

-so far have had 21 ferry rides between the island and the mainland for ski trips

-found out today that I have tendonitis in both legs and will have to get new ski boots AND take like a month off from skiing

-am poor because of the aforementioned reasons

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
haha yall suck, my life kicks ass

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

 
haha... you people are too funny!

nothing to bitch about here really except that

the guy i wanted to by skis from this weekend never showed up.

i ride on snowblades and no matter what i throw people still think i suck.

the lack of sex is getting to me because i go to RPI(there are no girls here).

i'm not getting any work done because i'm too busy watching ski movies and masturbating.

i really shouldn't be complaining because i like where i'm at... i bust my balls in school and i still get to ski 3 times a week.

 
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