Binding

i hope that next time you attempt to post something on newschoolers your computer shuts off. in a curiosity inspired moment you peer under your desk to figure out why your computer has shut off. ahh, alas, you power strip got turned off! not an issue, it's happened before. you gently reassure yourself that there is not a more serious issue and that it was a simple clumsy mistake where your foot accidentally turned that pesky ole' switch the wrong way. you pull away from the desk and lift your head up, giving a wide birth to avoid bumping your head on the underside of the desk, something which has happened to you many times. that pesky ole' desk! you lift your arm to turn your computer back on and suddenly an escaped mental patient climbs through your window and dismembers you with a recently purchased serrated hunting knife
 
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