Biggest Tools

i'm going to go w/ jared from subway

'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.

 
richard fuckin simmons

Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?

We must know where we come from to know where we are going - MJK
 
i would be, but i haven't been offered yet

WANK HARD AND PROSPER!

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you see.. im allowed to watch joe millionare because im a huge faggot -mommy

Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik

 
There are some damn big crescent wrenches out there...

I never caught on to using the word 'tool' in the context of an insult. What exactly do you mean when you call someone a tool?

*Proud member of Newschoolers for Peace*
 
god you people are stupid..

CRAFTSMEN.... DUH!!!!!

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Sam

'i used to have a little but now i have a lot

im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
 
craftsmen? you tool. snap on is the best.

Offical ns asshole

lineskier10 - 'Phrosty you're such a dipshit, you don't even deserve to be on this site your such a stupid fuck.'

smuggs - 'Shut up Phrosty'

Dspin7x - 'phrosty youre just a fucking idiot'

c_lo - 'Alright, Phrosty is a homo but I'm going to have to agree with him on the poser issue here.'

powskier1080 - 'All your signature sums up is how big a fuckup you are.'

googoo271 - 'Oh of course we get a post from our good ignorant assfuck, phrosty'

 
this is a gay thread...

This post was brought to you by me, Jeff Meeker.

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Dave Likes Kittens.

Undercover skier, and nuclear technician of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
MOCK

Offical ns asshole

lineskier10 - 'Phrosty you're such a dipshit, you don't even deserve to be on this site your such a stupid fuck.'

smuggs - 'Shut up Phrosty'

Dspin7x - 'phrosty youre just a fucking idiot'

c_lo - 'Alright, Phrosty is a homo but I'm going to have to agree with him on the poser issue here.'

powskier1080 - 'All your signature sums up is how big a fuckup you are.'

googoo271 - 'Oh of course we get a post from our good ignorant assfuck, phrosty'

 
YEAH

Message to: Jib_This

Message from: NewO

Date Sent: 2003-02-11 17:33:01

ur a dumb shit

'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'

Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
 
ING

Offical ns asshole

lineskier10 - 'Phrosty you're such a dipshit, you don't even deserve to be on this site your such a stupid fuck.'

smuggs - 'Shut up Phrosty'

Dspin7x - 'phrosty youre just a fucking idiot'

c_lo - 'Alright, Phrosty is a homo but I'm going to have to agree with him on the poser issue here.'

powskier1080 - 'All your signature sums up is how big a fuckup you are.'

googoo271 - 'Oh of course we get a post from our good ignorant assfuck, phrosty'

 
YEAH

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
BIRD

Offical ns asshole

lineskier10 - 'Phrosty you're such a dipshit, you don't even deserve to be on this site your such a stupid fuck.'

smuggs - 'Shut up Phrosty'

Dspin7x - 'phrosty youre just a fucking idiot'

c_lo - 'Alright, Phrosty is a homo but I'm going to have to agree with him on the poser issue here.'

powskier1080 - 'All your signature sums up is how big a fuckup you are.'

googoo271 - 'Oh of course we get a post from our good ignorant assfuck, phrosty'

 
YEAH

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
SUpilots a pretty big tool.

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A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyrs blood - Irish proverb

''One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny.''

-Bertrand Russel

 
nah i got the guy who sells the gazelle fitness machine on late night tv....or the guy who sells oxyclean...both are huge douchebags

'You never hear Newt Gingrich say: Now why dont these hos just back up off me. I mean let a player play'
 
The Oxyclean bitch is suchhhhh a homo.

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~572nd Member of Newschoolers.com

'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'

~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams

'dave pauls has a baby sized wang so he gets baby sized tang'

~Casper

 
SkierX wins, not only is that guy a tool, but he sucks at it

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
bob saget without a doubt

I eat fruit when i cant eats nomores - my super stoned friend on tips to getting your money's worth at buffet's
 
The Dell guy. He got busted for buying a dime. What a dousch.

Listen to Bob Marley

Your toothpaste is in my peanut butter! - Spongebob
 
Maybe I'm a tool... because I don't know what a tool is.

*Proud member of Newschoolers for Peace*
 
Harvey, and he's getting wrenched by all of us punks.

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A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyrs blood - Irish proverb

''One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny.''

-Bertrand Russel

 
Fabio is a tool, he is goddamn forklift.

dumbest thread ever? Your mom told me a rumor that her sister's cousin's aunt's mom's grandma who licked my tool was the dumbest thread ever

 
Anybody ever see ''Bang TV''?

The word aggrivated assult comes to mind.

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A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyrs blood - Irish proverb

''One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny.''

-Bertrand Russel

 
yeah man i watch bang tv the odd time...ever notice that it has gone from promoting itself as a show that documents 'extreme sports' stuff to a show that always talks about wrestling and has washed up bands making appearances all the time? thats why i stopped watching it.

 
Ronald Reagan

its not where u ride, its how hard you ride it!

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team(name may be replaced)
 
'black and Decker Pecker Wrecker'

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 
how could sal masekela be paid so much money for not knowing jack shit about any of the winter X sports? he's not good at interviewing either

 
the kids who buy all line and siver shit and aren't sponsored by them...oh wait...that's half of you guys

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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311

from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
 
yes sal masekela, what a tool, he always has oakley goggles on his head but never really uses them, anybody else see that?

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
 
and theyre usually different each time

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
does he even do sports?

its not where u ride, its how hard you ride it!

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team(name may be replaced)
 
you dont 'do' sports. you go play sports.

and no, he doesn't. well, not professionally anyways.

He probably snowboards or skis.

 
yeah sal masekela is a big tool, hes like put your clothes in your board bag and youll look like a pro, yay, hes just a fat ass wannabe snowboarder

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
i vote for the gazelle guy, his name is tony little, and johnathan edwards is not only a douche, but the biggest douche in the universe. oh and oprah is a giant tool that takes up too much space and should be thrown away.

If 'pro'gress is defined as the act of moving forward, then 'con'gress must mean...
 
yea tony little is a tool, but he also provides women in tight little jump suits at night....so that's much better then some of the guys out there.......i agree with antadam (if that was him)......all the faggots who buy the 'cool' gear, and im not jsut talkijn a decent pair of goggles....im talking you kids who have little faggot french hats on, so you can look cool like tanner. and all that other pussy shit, sport a fuckin beanie in the wqinter and a hat in the summer....that's all ya fuckin need. oh and you people who buy a jacket that amtches your snow pants exactly......that's just fuckin gay, buy a fucking one peice you faggots! oh and you kids who are good and act like fucking faggots.....fuck you too, just cuz you can ski doesn't actually make you a cool person, it jsut means you can ski. oh and to you people who can't ski and think you can, fuck you too. wake the fuck up, you suck. oh and to the people who sit on their ass all day and pretend to ski, fuck you too. as a matter of fact, you're all tools! except for the very few who keep shit chill and are fuckin bad asses every motha fuckin day, whether they know it or not, you are the true bad asses. all the rest of you suck; period. the end.

-----official ns post warning-------

The words expressed above are the views of Chris Mercer. If you have a fucking problem with it, you can rant all you want, it's not going to change Chris Mercer's views.

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