Biggest Goon On NS?

no_steeze

he secretly is very steezey, and looks exactly like the gooner him self, lucas magoon
 
Thank you, thank you. First I would like to thank my mom for birthing me. Then my dad for him making me. Then my brother for petting me as I'm typing this.

But really?
 
the stuff he says about his 3rd cousin makes me lol/question marital rights at the same time.

that being said, have fun with the retard kids :P
 
All states allow the marriage of second cousins, and some allow first. My third is perfectly legit, and she's hot. And bi. Win-Win (except at family reunions)

And naw, I'm going to have kids with a russian 'internet' mail order bride, so hopefully they are half smart
 
because i want to tell my kids someday i met mommy by being a pen pal, not by the internet, it seems less sketchy
 
no, tell them at a high point in their life that they are the bastard child of some poor eastern european slut who you meet in a week on the internet. That will put a damper on their day
 
SKIERMAN!!!!!!!1111!!!11!!11!!!!!!!1!!1111111!!!!! hES SO FUKIN AWSOME!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!111!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11111!!!1! LAWLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
 
I forgot what I was gonna post before, so here it is. We need pics right? Look at this goon:

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Looks like a fool nah mean?
 
So what you're saying is, when idk, say my son comes home after having sex with a model at the time, has a straight a report card, and just won the dew tour, I should then proceed to hold a live press conference on television, and tell him that his mom is a hot russian slut who i met online and then proceeded to pay her for marriage for 2 years?

I like the idea, should teach my kid to not be better than me at anything he ever does.

(Oh and if I have a girl, well fuck it, I'll tell her the day she has her first period, should add to the pain)
 
you're awesome, ad i know where you're coming from.

i'm adopted, so im not actually related to anybody in my family, and i met one of my cousins last year, shes a babe, its kinda weird though so i just act like shes not.
 
Little different for me.

I was bored on facebook at 2 am one morning, went on facebook, typed in my family's last name (not mine, but the rest of my family), which is a very unique name and the results were basically 3 people in america, and like 40 in germany. Then I realized one of the girls from america went to college with me, so I friend requested her, invited her over, but left out the detail that my families last name was hers, and we might be related, and in fact I knew her family was at our family reunion. I told her later on, after I invited her over.
 
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