BIG PHAT ORGY

i dont know, how bout u tell me where u live, and then we'll sort it all out :)

does that mean you don't want a fish sandwich
 
DUDE! WTF this is a skiing Website

Matt

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks

Your signature has been changed to: (trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
^^^^^ yup

*Its Whats Been Said I Blame The Feds. The Keg Is Full Inside My Mind, Now All Ive Gotz A Burbon Shot, Im Drinkin Jack That Tastes Like Rye*

Eat.Sleep.Ski.

*While your body burns they feel no pain, You're all going to die for a government cause But why should we die for the chosen few*

 
Sauage Party!!

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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

''God is dead''

-Nietzsche

''Nietzsche is dead''

-God

 
thigh deep in tofu... priceless

___________________

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
id have an orgy, who cares about whos touching who, as long as it feels good, theres no harm done right?

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
this is funny! this dude's probably some little 15 year old who'd blow his load after seeing some boobs!

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
 
ummm, sausage.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
if a 300lb hairy old man hits on you, pretends hes a black bear and everything will be o.k

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
ya cuz chances are he is pretty hairy so hes like a bear

'i'm touching myself..

i'm not wearing pants..

i'm thigh deep in tofu..'

-B-Wald

'lets shower the bastard with compliments. what a nice responsible young man he is... has probably never even killed anyone... not like that white devil harvey.'

-fkxpro refering to cko.

Yeah, if a penguin wanted to kill me, I'd have to let it. I mean, its a penguin! You just can't fight a penguin!!!

-Quazbotch

when I saw the subject 'air sex' I thought it would have involved a vacumm.

-Phrosty

well if it makes anyone feel any better I'm not wearing any pants and Santa is sitting in my lap for a change.

-alpentalik

 
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