by the way- I just talked with the ONLINEALIEN! a few minutes ago....
kamikaze: GET AWAY YOU BASTARD OF CYBERSPACE! BY THE POWER OF THE SPORK, I COMPEL YOU! I HAVE A YOUNG PRIEST, AND AN OLD PRIEST!
ONLINEALIEN!: shut your pie hole. first, your sporks are useless against my bi-carbonate-hydroxide gas gun. I eat people like you with a spork.
kamikaze: my pie hole will eat up your bi-carbonate-hydroxide gas gun AND your lousy slimy alien flesh. you know why? because I am DICKMAN, ruler of the world of innapropriate silverware!
and then he was gone....